Fireman Bob 🔥

Thalassophile.

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

Alan walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Alan and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Alan says, "You know what, I bet he will."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Alan placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Alan, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Alan replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Alan took the money.

[Fireman Bob 🔥 @fireman_bob]

@mw2221341 Because it's butt ugly and would not look good on our $1M house. Maybe a trailer home

[AmericaReal @AmericaReal3]

PSA: WARNING!
SCAM ALERT!

Be on the lookout for these two women.
They are hanging out around Port Charlotte, FL Walmart parking lot.

When you are putting your groceries away they ask you for a ride to McDonald's.

They are very convincing and very hot!

Once in your car... this one takes her clothes off and starts climbing all over you, while she keeps you busy, the other one takes your wallet.

I've had mine taken on June 20th, 24th, the 26th.. twice yesterday and probably 2 more times tomorrow. 😳

You've been warned.

[Fireman Bob 🔥 @fireman_bob]

@VigilantFox People are sick and tired of all the complaining about Fauci. Why doesn't someone DO something for once??

[Fireman Bob 🔥 @fireman_bob]

@RandPaul We're sick and tired of our elected officials whining about Fauci. Will you FUCKING DO SOMETHING ALREADY??!!

[Fireman Bob 🔥 @fireman_bob]

@RandPaul Can't one of our "agencies" make him disappear in the Hudson River?

[Fireman Bob 🔥 @fireman_bob]

@RandPaul Our government is SO broken that they can't do anything to this criminal. Disgusting.

[Fireman Bob 🔥 @fireman_bob]

@CT_STATE_POLICE Fatal

[Fireman Bob 🔥 @fireman_bob]

@RepJeffries Wow you really are dumber than you look.

[Fireman Bob 🔥 @fireman_bob]

@NedLamont Would you be willing to take a walk, without your security detail, just a mile from your mansion, heading East, at midnight some night?

[Fireman Bob 🔥 @fireman_bob]

@senatorduff As an elected official, spreading lies is totally inappropriate and beneath your position. Either grow up and put big boy pants on over your diaper or resign.

[Fireman Bob 🔥 @fireman_bob]

@NedLamont Come to my house. Or do you only go places where they say what a great job you're doing?

[Fireman Bob 🔥 @fireman_bob]

@NedLamont @NedLamont is so arrogant he thinks people are stupid enough to believe this BS. This is why he needs to go. He forgot who he’s supposed to be working for.

[Fireman Bob 🔥 @fireman_bob]

@RepJoeCourtney When is Veterans MONTH???

[Fireman Bob 🔥 @fireman_bob]

@FloraLuzz_ They can learn to code…

[Fireman Bob 🔥 @fireman_bob]

@AntiLeftMemes Hell No! He should be feeding them directly to the alligators. What's with the prison BS?

[Fireman Bob 🔥 @fireman_bob]

@NBCConnecticut Over $12k/yr for shitty healthcare with a $9k deductible is NOT affordable.

[Fireman Bob 🔥 @fireman_bob]

@femalebodybuil6 The average adult has one testicle and one boob.

[Fireman Bob 🔥 @fireman_bob]

@connpost Taxes go down. Fees go up. It's a shell game. @NedLamont thinks everyone is too stupid to notice.