Sam

Not that Fireman Sam. The worse one. SysDadmin/SRE.

[Sam @firemansam]

@JimIrsay #ForTheShoe it should be me because my wife can go to see her favorite artist, then I'll have an excuse to go to a colts game this season.

[Jim Irsay @JimIrsay]

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[Sam @firemansam]

@DoorDash you too.

[Sam @firemansam]

@DoorDash_Help what do I gotta do to actually get a supervisor to call me? About to charge back a whole order after 2 call center call ins and no resolution to my issue

[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Sam @firemansam]

@dbrand any ETA on 14958656 getting shipped?

[Sam @firemansam]

@DReoport @fox5sandiego I bet you're a lot of fun at parties

[Sam @firemansam]

@pixelsonapage @BimRandall @grantshapps @PostmanPat @stevebattersby @mja_owl @roddy123 Guys I literally can't help you

[Sam @firemansam]

@rhlueger @cnnbrk On what fucking planet is Ol Biden responsible for a truck catching fire underneath an overpass you ignorant boob

[Sam @firemansam]

@spwafc88 @FKiernan5 @tomjones It's what I'm good at.

[Sam @firemansam]

@spwafc88 @FKiernan5 @tomjones He's made it this far without me

[Sam @firemansam]

@spwafc88 @FKiernan5 @tomjones I'll run my mouth about whatever I please

[Sam @firemansam]

@Ticketmaster Shut the fuck up and spend more money on your IT understructure instead of sending out a tweet. Buy more load balancers and cores for your app servers you bunch of knuckle dragging mouth breathing money grubbing dickheads.

[Sam @firemansam]

@CenterPoint CC, my brother in Christ. The issue I have is that the estimated time was pushed back constantly with no explanation. Something like we've got a substation problem or a transformer blew is what I want. I have a 13 day old at home. The minute I can't regulate his temp, I'm angry.

[Sam @firemansam]

@CenterPoint hey ate we going to be kept in the dark on power outages in the future like we were today in Indiana? Some kind of exhaustion on the outage page would be kinda nice. Or, you know, just keep pushing the ETA back when we were without power for 5 hours.

[Sam @firemansam]

@JohannaHydePar5 Wut

[Sam @firemansam]

@LGUS Hey what do I need to do to get a supervisor on the phone? I've called the out of warranty department legitimately 5 times and one is never available and none will ever call me. Fridge has been been non repairable and I'm getting jerked around.

[Sam @firemansam]

@goalloi Hey, wouldn't want your self proclaimed 24/7 support to forget about me like you have through email, voicemails, Facebook messages and my last tweet. My case is losing the finish and the adhesivr is failing. Care to have me DM you then get promptly ignored?

[Sam @firemansam]

@FiireManSam @ensforsale What prompted you to tag me in this?