Fire Marshall Bryce

Part time basball prodigy, part time drunk fire man. Sports Comedy. (Parody account)

[Fire Marshall Bryce @FireMarshall34]

What's the over/under on tonight Skins/Giants game? Like...6?

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Why won't ESPN suspend Pam Ward for being horrible?

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If I call Goodell a liar...will @espn suspend me?

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Hey, at least my home run total will be higher than Jameis Winston's wonderlic score. Cheers to that!

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Jason Garrett's reaction to the news of Romo missing the rest of the season.

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Jason Garrett seen leaving Tony Romo's house with a baseball bat last night. Moments later Romo was deemed unable to play Sunday.

[CaptainTouchback @CaptTouchback]

Justin Tucker did not go to Alabama.

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Tony Rom...sorry, Matthew Stafford is really struggling late in this game.

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BREAKING: Gronk gets ticket for speeding in the fruit aisle.

[Bill Swerski @BillSwerski]

In da Swerski household, a Pick-6 is known as a beer run.

[RC (34inXXIII) @34inXXIII]

OMG...Heather Cox is rushing the stage to ask Jameis Winston questions! #Heisman

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"Hey Jameis, make your speech quick, the Heisman after party is going to be banging!" -Manziel

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"Listen Mack, we said some things..." -Texas fans upon hearing Saban resigned with Alabama.

[CaptainTouchback @CaptTouchback]

At least they aren't Uggs. RT “@WillBrinson: THOSE BOOTS:”

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The Broncos can shove home field advantage where the sun don't shine.

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Kim Jong Un had his uncle executed, President Obama said to be in talks to see what it would cost to have him do Rodman too.

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Honesty is the best policy.

ESPN Is Dead Honest On What The Houston Astros Need To Improve On... - http://t.co/QCMxDAQyJF

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If Adrian Peterson thinks the Ravens have the worst fans, then he clearly has never been to a Miami Heat game.

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Meanwhile, at Auburn...

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Florida State just reminded Duke that they are a basketball school.