CaptainTouchback

I make a lot of money ruling the NFL. I enjoy watching great athletes take a knee in the endzone. This is a parody account. Follow me or I will fine you.

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First NFL coach to be fired?

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@SportsChump Nice choice.

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One VanHalen song for all time…what’s the pick?

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My favorite from the Hagar era.

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@keckb33 @RedsSuffering Greatest spoken lyric in the history of rock?

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@MileHighAva That is a solid choice.

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@Shobiz87 This is the right answer I believe

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@rich_halvey I associate that song too much with 3rd grade classes jumping rope.

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Samuel has committed to and then backed out of #USFreedom250 concert.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

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#Canes

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@ClayTravis What are ratings during the season vs not?

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@JohnnyLCKai Got married.

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@fatbaldguyracin Caesar’s Sportsbook is always a good one.

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In the entire universe of sports uniforms, there isn’t much more ridiculous looking than the bright yellow Love’s Truck Stops patch on the OKC uniforms.

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@Tonysmarkettips I’ve been blocked by Silver for years. Thin-skinned as they come.

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Every time I glance up at this NBA game I see somebody lying in a heap on the court.

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@DRVawl They just don’t give those out to just anybody. #ButchJones

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Irad Ortiz with a brilliant ride on Sweet Treasure. The CAW gang killed the odds at the last second…again.

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@mikefreemanNFL Shoulda disengaged the saucer section.

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There is witchyness in their kin.

[MLB @MLB]

One of the wildest stories you may read today ⬇️

A couple accidentally showed up to a game with tickets to the next night's game

So they bought 2 more tickets and ended up catching Willy Adames' home run ball

Then they came back the next night with their original tickets, sitting nearly in the exact same spot as the night before ...

Then Adames hit another home run and they caught it AGAIN 🤯

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@JohnnyLCKai George Orwell