Theo's Mom

Health an wellness coordinator at Total Life Changes

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

Somebody I love dearly, realized some hard truths this weekend. I didn't say I told you so, I didn't judge him or chastise him. In fact, the fact that in spite of everything he has been through, he still chooses to see the light in people, is part of the reason I love him so much

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

When you have been an absolute Thugerella PITA, but he still loves you in spite of all your faults...

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

@McNicollb @Matthewtravis08 Stuff like what? Stuff like the insurrection on Jan 6th, 2021? Please list the examples of how classy they behave. Don't worry. I'll wait.

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

@AshySlasheeDB Just 1? Naw, Bozo, Krusty, Chuckles, and my favorite the Clown Prince of Gotham, Joker.

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

If I ever coached, or have been a team mom, for your baby, they are my babies now and forever. I have "kids" that are grown with their own kids now. Being a coach/mentor/teacher/trainer/guardian never stops. And they can always call me.

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

@AshySlasheeDB The Joker...

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

@crumbl can we get a fruit cake or a fruit cake cookie please and thank you?

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

@Ashy_slashee Bingo

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

@BarackObama I wish I had that much faith in the people that live in this country. Your wisdom and grace continue to inspire me.

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

I'm afraid for my son. He is a black man with an Arabic last name. That's already three strikes against him in this country.

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

I just want y'all to know that my optometrist is not happy with the fact that these poms are blinding me every year at Cheer Off.

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

Listen @crumbl I go through a lot and still rock with y'all and I know I'm late, but wth is a cookie dough cookie? Isn't that just a cookie? Bruh y'all might have gone too far left with this one. Imma try it though

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

I swearfogawd these folks out here can ruin anythang. Lort, i's tired bawse. I don't wanna ride this ride no mo.....

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

Iswarfogawd I got theeee best (and funniest friends ever)

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

Hi! I’m doing a virtual fundraiser selling Double Good ultra-premium popcorn for 4 days from Wednesday, Jul 17 - Sunday, Jul 21. Get all the details and support here:

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[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

I guess it's time to start occupying space where we are actually wanted.

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

@beyoncegarden This has to be the best one

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

Things that keep me up at night: when Pasta Troy said, "You can't pimp me, Imma pimp myself" Did he mean "I am a pimp already" or "I'm already pimping myself"?

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

@CrumblCookies March 22nd

[Theo's Mom @firepixie83]

Everyday I walk the razor's edge between my anxiety and my depression. There are bright spots in my day but always in the least expected places