Firerescueowl

hm yeah pretty sure that's a safety violation (she/they)

[Ryder @ryderkimball]

More bangers from the Photography Unit at the California Department of Water Resources

[Firerescueowl @firerescueowl]

best part of being employed is having a nifty uniform

[Jess @Sundancing_]

the phm-artemis ii era on twitter was the best this website ever was

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

THANK YOU DONALD TRUMP FOR HANDING AMERICA OVER TO SOCIALISM 👏 👏👏👏👏

[Center-Cheese Patriot 🎉 @LargestCheese1]

Btw his official site still hasn't been updated since the fucking primary 3 months ago. That's how little he cares

[jessica pseudonym @mealdealtruther]

hetgem buried beneath the seething bigotry of the mother-in-law

[Sean W. Anthony @shahanSean]

This is cuckhold porn for effete american fascists -- they can't bring their impotent selves to follow through on what they want to do their enemies, so they fantasize about watching Muslims doing it instead.

[francis wolf @francis__wolf]

if the iran war lasts long enough we might get trains

[Duck Burger @DuckBurger4]

He was so good at painting Situations

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

It’s honestly understandable that Saudis thought Yemen was attacking Mecca when they were actually targeting Aramco facilities when you consider that they worship wealth and decadence more than they ever care to worship Allah. To them the oil pumps might as well be the Kaaba.

[Gravel Lover @IHeartGravel]

Congrats if you see this tweet I've mailed 2 bags of gravel to you as a prize

[Amtrak Cascades @Amtrak_Cascades]

Some new Amtrak Cascades Trains will be on our corridor soon. We’d love for you to tune in to hear the details. Watch live Wednesday, Sept. 17 at 11 a.m. PDT / 2 p.m. EDT. You'll learn which train numbers you can reserve to ride on one of these beauties. 💚🤎🤍

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

LA could turn the city into a forest, drop temps, save water (which they desperately need) and become fire resistant by planting Coast Live Oaks, Manzanitas, native willows, Valley Oaks, Mandrones, Toyons, etc.

Ditch the palms. The aesthetics of the 50's is killing the city.

[Elizabeth! @InstantSunrise]

Trans women on HRT should be allowed to play sports because they’re the only demographic who are guaran fucking teed to not be juicing with testosterone.

[John Wakefield 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @JohnWakefieId]

Always knew he would go out in a cocaine-fueled shoot out with the cops 🫡

[saul goodman of tarsus 🇵🇸 @eleanorbebop]

Crying fat hot tears because I saw a video of a bear being released to the wild and all the rangers are yelling and setting off fireworks so the bears won’t think humans are safe, because we aren’t.

“As my last act of love, I will make you hate me”

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

the turtles at the zoo seeing me walk up with a handful of feed:

[OatmealOfMystery @Oatmealmystery]

Why are they ripping him apart what did he do

[ostonox @ostonox]

oh a new Nithya Raman ad, I wonder what her main policies are gonna–