cheap mom

I'm a babe, you're a babe, can it get anymore obvious?

[cheap mom @firesandspice]

I just want some fruit snacks and to stop thinking about existentialism

[cheap mom @firesandspice]

@FreddyLA7 Gotta go to a Husker game in Lincoln, Nebraska and hit up the Omaha zoo while you're there.

[cheap mom @firesandspice]

@lev_vellichor @sunflowererika9 🙏🙏 Queen shit thank you

[cheap mom @firesandspice]

@FreddyLA7 Go to the one in Springfield MO that has a huge aquarium, like, huge aquarium

[cheap mom @firesandspice]

@adultmomband It's like...$45/month if you go to a legit compounding pharmacy.... That's crazy

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME 🚨

RT to win a signed @Kenneth_Walker9 jersey, hot off the press!

[cheap mom @firesandspice]

@_lizharvey My dog will not use the stairs I got her, but I put a small bench at the end of the bed and she will use that like stairs

[cheap mom @firesandspice]

@brokebackstan Was there mold in the diffuser?

[cheap mom @firesandspice]

@bigheadedboy8 Saw this too late, hope we won

[cheap mom @firesandspice]

@felicimaa Holy shit that dress

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

i should be able to quit my job to focus on facebook marketplace full time

[cheap mom @firesandspice]

Untrue if you thrive on adventure and being on your phone

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

i know we’re all pro train or whatever but we got to be real. 12+ hours in an amtrak when you don’t have a roomette is hell

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday…. this week is already hard enough

[cheap mom @firesandspice]

Just got 50% off my haircut because she liked my vibes AND there's a taco truck parked in the parking lot. This is what the perfect Sunday looks like

[cheap mom @firesandspice]

@mixedgrass666 Holy shit

[cheap mom @firesandspice]

@felicimaa PHIL-LEE-SHAH

[cheap mom @firesandspice]

@mixedgrass666 GBR let's make it another

[cheap mom @firesandspice]

@felicimaa They iced you, you better have drank them all

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

born too late to be able to purchase a home off my 9 to 5 salary, born too early to cash out off of 15 minutes of tiktok fame, born at just the right time to receive 30 class action settlement payments of $20 - $300

[cheap mom @firesandspice]

@mixedgrass666 Maybe next year they'll know you