Phil Proctor

Member of THE FIRESIGN THEATRE for almost 50 years, Writer/Actor/Producer/V.O. Artist

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We are chillin' here on Fox Island -- and I ain't kiddin' !

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@TheOnlyEdAsner I was so blessed to be able to collaborate with Ed over the years in GOD HELP US and a bunch of live audio presentations. We hit it off immediately and I never tired of being in his presence. Miss him so much.

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@marcmaron Fun size matters!!!

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@HamillHimself He has something bad to say about anybody good. He’s a RINO - a Rightwing Insanely Nutty Ogre!

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@vgnett dette er så trist

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@nbcsnl Dynamite!

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@KDbyProxy @frankthorp @FiresignNews She’s going down…

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We found this in Italy several years ago. We still don’t really know what they are.

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ATTENTION SEEKERS

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@PoliticsForAlI @smh His dog was named Blondie

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@sandibachom “You have the wristwatch, but we have the time.” - Taliban saying

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@PamelaApostolo1 How do you say “We’re fucked” in German?

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Paley museum of TV and Radio in BH..

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@FoxNews Lighten up, folks. That problem is taking decades to come to grips with. Do you really expect a "solution" overnight? STAY TUNED, please, and calm down...

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@RobHNY @atrupar @greggutfeld Wow. Sad but true!

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@PurpleEggsNHam @atrupar They’re never funny, just mean. They hide behind comedy so they can say horrible things and claim they were just JOKING.

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@atrupar Nonsense. It’s still just mean and stupid...

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@atrupar As HARRY SHEARER has said so well over the he years on Le Show — “Leave the comedy to the professionals!”

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@emilyytayylor Do your job Darwin !!

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You Better Put a Sock in it!