Kyle Williams

You might whoop my ass, but you are going to wake up in the morning knowing that you whooped my ass.

[Kyle Williams @firesmilekyle]

If you told me two years ago when I was dropping out of college I’d be buying my own house today I would have punched you in the mouth for making fun of me..

[Kyle Williams @firesmilekyle]

They judge kids in school using a standardized test and it decides whether the school system is working and you can graduate or not, but yet we’ve got people who can’t complete a single thought going to serve our government. That’s wild to me.

[Kyle Williams @firesmilekyle]

John Fetterman wouldn’t be allowed to represent himself in a court of law, because he wouldn’t be able to understand what was being said, and yet he got elected for a seat on the senate.. how is that possible? We should really have some sort of standardized test to serve.

[Kyle Williams @firesmilekyle]

I need @K_Kisner and @TigerWoods to talk some trash to each-other, and play today like it’s a match play event. Throw out some low scores and go into Sunday with a chance!

[Kevin Kisner @K_Kisner]

See you tomorrow @TigerWoods #TheMasters

[Tiger Woods @TigerWoods]

I will be heading up to Augusta today to continue my preparation and practice. It will be a game-time decision on whether I compete. Congratulations to 16-year-old Anna Davis on an amazing win at the @anwagolf and good luck to all the kids in the @DriveChipPutt.

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

The entire Plano city council is in shock

[Kyle Williams @firesmilekyle]

@ceja_vincent Big money

[Kyle Williams @firesmilekyle]

For the first time ever I have finished Christmas shopping and didn’t spend several hundred dollars on myself #growth

[Mack Brown @CoachMackBrown]

Out on the recruiting trail in my Cool Grey 11s. @Jumpman23

[Kyle Williams @firesmilekyle]

@ceja_vincent You know the wind rotates this time of year 😂

[Kyle Williams @firesmilekyle]

Swamp nuts are real today, north wind can’t come soon enough.

[Tiger Woods @TigerWoods]

Although it’s been a long and challenging year, I am very excited to close it out by competing in the @PNCchampionship with my son Charlie. I’m playing as a Dad and couldn’t be more excited and proud.

[New York Jets @nyjets]

We've signed RB Austin Walter to the active roster.

[New York Jets @nyjets]

First career TD for @groovyyybabyyy 🙌

#NYJvsHOU on CBS

[Kyle Williams @firesmilekyle]

@kendalll_smith Are you unwell?

[Kyle Williams @firesmilekyle]

Not a single child coming to get any of the $50 worth of candy I bought for Halloween is really messing up my life.

[Kyle Williams @firesmilekyle]

The Texans are badass.

[GSP’s Alt @StyleBendersAlt]

Coolest combination of all time?

[Kyle Williams @firesmilekyle]

The fact that toilets echo when you fart into them is a tragic design flaw. Someone should really invent one with some baffles or possibly a muffler incorporated into the design to tone down the toots.