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[b @firewanks]

Me every other day: ugghhh I don’t wanna do PT

Me 5 days after surgery: I need to start Pilates right this instant

[b @firewanks]

I want all the god fearing Christians with their trump flags and decals to crack open that dusty bible on their nightstand and read what God had to say about idolatry

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Let’s be clear: Donald Trump would sign a national abortion ban and restrict access to contraception if given the chance.

That is what’s at stake in November.

We will stop him.

[b @firewanks]

Why is my kid obsessed with butter bread and soup

[b @firewanks]

Thinking you’re gonna come stay at my house a week after I have my baby is diabolical

[b @firewanks]

The best part of being pregnant is people doing things for you

[Samantha @mimosamantha]

a girl NEVER forgets her first micropenis

[b @firewanks]

july cancers…… please rise

[steph @stephkise]

not to be a pick me or whatever but I don’t think hawk tuah was very funny

[sanai @sanainaii]

I love me a sweet & gentle man. Yall could keep them pitbulls

[Alexis Nowicki @flyschola1]

I know my brother and his gf are fighting when I receive a text like this

[b @firewanks]

I wonder if anyone has ever made a Reddit post about me lmao

[b @firewanks]

Sleep token is good

[moneypenny. @ErinTheEsthie]

Ask “why them kids ain’t in school?” whenever I see children in the daytime

[b @firewanks]

Tried the whole threads thing but my feed was shockingly conservative so I’m back

[b @firewanks]

@catseatingpizza Just ask her

[b @firewanks]

How do I get it to stop

[b @firewanks]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 15 Jun 2012 (via @twi_age).

[b @firewanks]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 15 Jun 2012 (via @twi_age).