allison

cheeky, occasionally. 🪩

[allison @firmbean]

Live footage of me seeing one (1) roach in my kitchen and breaking multiple dishes knocking over the drying rack to kill it. I will be lighting everything I own on fire before sleeping in my car tonight

[turbomander @turbomander]

*says something so embarrassing that i curl up and begin to molt*
*gesturing at my discarded exoskeleton* was that guy bothering you

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[rosie @snailtattoo]

Girl with a vape at the party: wow everyone here is so nice :)

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

this weekend’s chosen activities

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

i’m walking through your neighborhood at 40mph

[eliza @elizamclamb]

Cigarettes that dont count
- vacation
- balcony
-drunk
- mothers day

[allison @firmbean]

Sunny weather when you’re in a shit mood is just salt in the wound. Let me mope

[allison @firmbean]

I’m pinning down inchoate meaning!

[allison @firmbean]

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

[mary @elaine_stritch]

hey the girls and I are gonna come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab later if you’re free

[ali @probablyalissa]

My steak too juicy my lobster too buttery my bigs too natural

[allison @firmbean]

Fair towns people, I swear to god

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

[feeling like i have more in common with the dirt beneath my shoes than with the people around me] haha no big plans for me this weekend. what about you

[rly cool girl @hikingshawty]

never take your legs for granted!!!!! ever!!!!!!

[allison @firmbean]

Kissco blasting and it’s in the 70s. Springing forward the right way 💐💕🪩🐛

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Date idea: I drink three espresso martinis and then you try to catch me

[allison @firmbean]

It’s amazing what spending ~60 hours with people who truly see, love and champion you will do for your spirit. 10/10 recommend. I’m cured for now.