cowpoke kretz

clutchin glizzies with the fellas

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

my friend: [snapping fingers at group of strangers] yo, check out what my boy’s got going on. cmon, show em

me: [playstation voice] play-station

[lukiss🏆 @7UKISS]

I was reading about period cramps and got so mad that I smashed my desk and my matcha spilled all over my speaker that was playing clairo😭💔

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

Happy 4th of July

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Oh no steam summer sale

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

[Egan @SlamDunkEpic]

After three beers you can call in a UAV to locate cigarettes on your mini map

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

timothy chalamey look like the sort of fella got a gadget for most scenarios

[Jack Profound @godisangryatme]

They’re trading for KD

[cowpoke kretz @firmbutts]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[breadeconomics @EconomicsBread]

@PinstripeBungle

[yeunrlsd @yeunrlsd]

Ts is so sad 😔😔

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

jd vance:

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

People very upset they want to cast the person who looks more like Zelda than anyone else in the world