Kanni

I run the midwest but I've never pulled a hammy

[Kanni @firmfern]

asking white people which of their teeth are fake immediately after meeting them

[Kanni @firmfern]

@barosaros so you want mfs to draw naughty things in your game. heard

[Kanni @firmfern]

I want to cook and eat wasp like shrimp

[Kanni @firmfern]

I'm doing my co—star don'ts today

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

this may sound extreme but I am fundamentally superior to those who watch this

[Kanni @firmfern]

I keep forgetting twitter and bluesky exist

[rie @mwutilate]

do u think my dark circles and rapidly deteriorating health make me look cute

[Kanni @firmfern]

girls will post a selfie like "gm 😌"

ok puta!! 👏 congrats on the promotion 🫰🎉♥️

[Kanni @firmfern]

and a good wife is your boyfriend 🥹

[lungs @pleadedguilt]

A good boyfriend is your wife

[Eric Lee @EricLeeAtty]

I,'m told by detainees at Dilley that 80 pct of facility currently protesting--that would be ~1500. Guards physically blocking ppl from joining. Dozens of ICE CBP police cars racing to area. Detainees say protest triggered by news of events in Minneapolis & treatment of 5 yr old.

[Eric Lee @EricLeeAtty]

Video where you can hear and see the detainees chanting and demonstrating at Dilley Family Detention Center. The protest is still happening!

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

stalking my ex’s linkedin page and i accidentally hit endorse on one of his skills

[Kanni @firmfern]

this would work on me

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

(flirting) something’s off with you

[Kanni @firmfern]

modern human love consume drug then [while high] consume media

[Kanni @firmfern]

firstly. we must abandon the oppressor's traditions

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

I’m so glad I don’t got kids I only got $32 rn

[Kanni @firmfern]

hold 1 month old baby tonight queen?

[Kanni @firmfern]

y'all got black friends or nah

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>guy comes up with plan for clean energy that would make it easily attainable for all
>gets killed or dies under mysterious circumstances

I kind of hate how common this precise scenario is.