Midwest Midlife Mania

Midwest Gay. Incoherent ramblings and no moments of levity. I am not a liberal. Workers first. he/him.

[Hoso 호소 @hosoterratoma]

So the dragqueens can learn the words to their songs on the day of their gigs

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Gonna be a long four years huh Bert?

[Cheems (Dressrosa Arc) @Hillsgondecide2]

The People yearn for Shelley Duvall

[elizabeth holmes’ gay boyfriend @PattyBourree]

well

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

If this has you in a grim mood. You really wanna off yourself? You really wanna give those fucks their satisfaction? The less you suffer, the more they suffer. You can punish them just by existing. I hope their every waking moment is spent in fucking agony knowing I exist.

[MJ @somanyjets]

Remember that Black Mirror episode where people were forced to watch ads because the ads would pause every time they looked away from the screen

[Midwest Midlife Mania @first_maxwell]

Good job timeline

[Science Cowboy 🦉 @aadityad9]

Trying to explain that cats are invasive and coyotes are native to the dumbest guy I’ve ever met

[Adam Sass @TheAdamSass]

The final days of the election have everything:
-squirrel euthanasia
-the gay motherfication of Ann Selzer
-the guy who shot Bin Laden threatening to sexually enslave College Boys for Kamala

[girthofvenus @girthofvenus]

SATANAS

[Blu Hydrangea @BluHydrangea_]

I hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re babs from chicken run 🧶🍗

[Midwest Midlife Mania @first_maxwell]

Yeah, the movie is great until the last 15 minutes where it is revealed the world is saved by the statutory rape of a 16 year old by an adult cop.

[Josh Lewis @thejoshl]

Watched Martin Campbell's HBO TV movie called Cast a Deadly Spell, a 90s hard-boiled film noir pastiche set in an alternate dark fantasy occult-horror LA. Here's the scene of Fred Ward's Detective Phil Lovecraft stealing the Necronomicon from a gargoyle & kicking him in the nuts.

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

can’t stress enough how stupid vegan materials are. they are all PLASTIC which is infinitely worse for the planet. considering meat is still a major industry we should be utilising every part of the animal. that’s the most sustainable method.