First Blowjobs

as seen in the first blowjob tag on tumblr // feel free to submit stories

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

It came out of my nose :(

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

He came in like 2 minutes and cried and awkwardly told me to get out of his car

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

We were at Christian summer camp and I didn't want him to come in my mouth so he came in an open bible

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

He asked me to cradle his balls and when i asked why he said "it makes me feel safe"

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

He was trying to moan my name (Britney) and say oh shit at the same but yelled "SHITNEY," came, cried, apologized, and left

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

We both made terrible dick puns the whole time

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

He came and I accidentally inhaled

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

I literally displaced my jaw

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

He came a lot and I ran to the bathroom gagging but about a year later he admitted that it wasn't cum... he accidentally peed in my mouth

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

It took like an hour and I took like 4 breaks (one to ask if it was impolite how much I was accidentally drooling ok his dick)

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

I spent about 30 minutes laughing into his crotch

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

I I'd never done it before so he said he could show me and I said okay but didn't realize he meant literally show me? He planned a threesome

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

I didn't know what to do so I told him I was having a hard time but then I couldn't stop laughing at that pun so he had to finish himself

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

He slapped my dick a few times and rolled it between his hands like he was kindling a fire

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

Afterwards we high fived and made sandwiches

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

We were watching a scary movie and there was a jump scare and I bit his dick

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

The entire time he was yelling "oh my god oh my god this is so awesome!" I brushed my teeth for half an hour afterwards

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

It tasted like shit so I pretended to sneeze when he was about to come so I wouldn't have to swallow it

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

After he came he immediately asked what it tasted like...

[First Blowjobs @firstbjs]

I inhaled a hair through my nose and sneezed on his cock and cried