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Here are 10 things we learned about St.Moritz ⬇️ — new YouTube video is live.

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The Parker Palm Springs might have one of the most unique room service deliveries in the game…

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@fourseasonsyachts is officially in the water after 8 years of work, setting sail from Málaga, Spain on a nine-night maiden voyage to Malta. Onboard: 95 fully customizable suites, 11 dining venues, and a near 1:1 staff-to-guest ratio.

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The first Four Seasons Yacht is finally here—its maiden voyage begins today.

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The Four Seasons I is looking like a Bond villain’s dream...and one that we’d happily be friends with (sorry 007).

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I hate to admit it, but the “wake up at 6am to explore before the crowds” people were right.

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I hate to admit it, but the “wake up early for the hotel breakfast” people were right.

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I hate to admit it, but the “have an airport beer at 8:30am” people were right.

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@GavinNewsom @realDonaldTrump What a backfire…Gavin…check between your ears for us all.

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We need fewer hotel DJ’s and more hotel pianos.

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Just because we can wear any shoes through TSA…doesn’t mean we should.
Keep your #airportstyle in check, folks

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Major Update: TSA will no longer require travelers to remove shoes at security checkpoints. The mayhem is officially over…or is it?

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How it feels to be on the new Ritz-Carlton Yacht:

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“Never expect an upgrade…but always celebrate them.”

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Everyone: “We just want travel to feel simple.”

Delta: "You can now pick between 1 of these 11 options for the same flight...😅”

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Everyone: “We just want travel to feel simple.”

Delta: “Hold my beer...”

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We don’t give Portland Airport (PDX) enough credit: they renovated and brought back the iconic carpet. Respect.