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i am maybe???

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kids these days with their television eyes and the internet for faces

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new year new me!
*casually slips off skin, hangs it up neatly on hanger and put on new flesh suit*

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what if ron paul was haunting ur house??????????/

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hi friend be kind 2 strangers bc u never kno which 1 is an ancient being of unlimited power or a famous forein clebrity u dnt recognize

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what abt the laws of GOD u might ask??? lizards hav no god!!! (excep a sm but vocal group that r methodist)

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is lizard pit legal??? u might ask but power do the laws of man have over the LAWZ OF NATURE!!!!!

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plz support lizard pit by becoming sponser!!! @pepsi @billclinton @TacoBell @AmericanAir @RichardDawkins @KarlRove make dreams come tru!!!

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the winning lizard NOT ONLY!!! is king lizard but wins 250k$$$ 2 open the small business it always dreamed of

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turn ur house into a lizard pit. fill it with all lizards and watch them fight 2 find king lizard

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dear moon landing be-LIE-bers, if i cannot see th lifeless body of a horse thru my telescope how can u prove we were on the moon?? #sheeple

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who r all of u???? what do u want with me??

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what is rain

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illuminati confirmed 4real

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@NBC i don't trust birds #RENEWHANNIBAL

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what do ants even do??? follow up question: why are ants??!

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i am afraid

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who styles gods hair? it always looks so nice

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how to pay off loans????frustrated???become an alchemist! turn all ur spare lead into gold.

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we shud pick our next priznden by combinin all the photos of all the old prezidents togeather and seeing what they look like & pick tht guy

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@arzE hi friend do u know if game of thrns is rel life?????