Lisa Eldred

I tweet about theology, technology, pornography, and geekery... sometimes poetically. If I use all lowercase or say “tho,” I’m just being ridiculous.

[Lisa Eldred @firstcrusader]

“If Lisa’s not smirking, that’s when you know you’re in trouble.” - @gracegdesign

[Disney Dreamlight Valley @DisneyDLV]

Rebuild the ranch of your dreams, forge bonds with your horses, and befriend new Villagers as you saddle up for a new Disney adventure!

Tune-in for the full reveal on October 15!

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@OhioTurnpike As someone stuck here: is it fully closed? Any idea how long it will be closed?

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https://t.co/o24wuCAwLG

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“Companies will never choose people over profit.” - Danielle Pinter, on the need to sunset CDA 230, which grants immunity to tech companies, allowing them to profit from user-uploaded sexually exploitative content. #cesesummit

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Learning about sextortion at #cesesummit. “The criminals are organized. We need to be too.” - Paul Raffile

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The arc of history is bent toward justice. #cesesummit

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We will use technology to create a better world. #cesesummit

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America is the land of the free—and that means ending exploitation. #cesesummit

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Change doesn’t happen without unity. #cesesummit

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What does a world free of exploitation look like to you? #cesesummit

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Okay, I’ve been silent long enough. I need to get my thoughts about THAT SCENE in the #Olympics opening ceremony off my chest.
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HOW COOL WAS IT that one of the runway models was walking on prosthetic feet? It was one of my favorite moments and literally nobody mentions it.

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@JayeeshaMarie @JosiahHawthorne I was going to recommend checking that one. It definitely has some applicable ones.

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@KSPrior The immediate moment of panic for you with that opening. 😬

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Well, that was… not as bad as I expected it to be. Not good, mind. But my expectations were much lower.

Also, I like the closing credit art.

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Ok! It’s Friday night and I’m in the mood to make terrible decisions. Time to watch Disney’s Wish!

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A Mickey in the fireworks. I’m shocked.