First Date Questions

The truly important questions to ask on a first date. (By @MattBellassai for @YrBFF)

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how many hours a week do you spend staring at yourself in the mirror wearing only an open robe

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when is the last time you wore socks with sandals and how quickly were the authorities called on you

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if we ever shared a bunk bed, how long would it take for you to surrender and give me top bunk

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what's your personal record for time spent devouring an entire package of Oreos without breathing

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on a scale of one to just-woke-up-from-hibernating bear, how violent do you get when someone asks to share movie popcorn

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would you rather have a cucumber or a banana inside of you? like, if you had to choose?

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do you think fuzzy caterpillars know their "hair" isn't really hair and their entire existence is actually a fucking sham

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what's the smallest number of bites it's taken you to eat an entire loaf of bread

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if we were at dinner and i dropped my whole plate on the ground, how quickly would you offer me all of your food

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what’s your favorite type of pretzel

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when is the last time you cried your way through an entire half pound all beef burger and large fries with a diet coke

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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Oprah Winfrey.

yes or no?

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when is the last time you woke up at 1 am & ate a box of instant mashed potatoes with a wooden spoon before you realized what you were doing

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when did you first realize everything is impossible

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how many months is too many months to go without washing my sheets

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are you a normal ice cream cone licker or one of those people who bites right into it like some kinda animal

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do you think dogs like the smell of their own farts

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if you could drop a house on anybody, like Dorothy-style, who would you just obliterate

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if your dog could talk, how quickly would it rat you out

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how many hours a day do you think about pooping