@chrisredfailed * obviously ? you're like .. the * only person to ask . tell me what you think !
( HOLDING OUT HIS ... fantastic CREATION ! enjoy , chris ! ^_^ )
OKAY . fiiiirst of all , it's really GOOD . you haven't even TRIED it ! maybe if you gave it a chance ... you'd actually enjoy it ! it's pleasant in it's own way , i dunno ...
don't knock it until you try it , man .
... which isn't entirely wrong —— the flavor profile 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 kind of be the same thing... but... it's less about what these things taste like and more about the texture you're putting on top of the hot dog. having mushy noodles ━