nika

part-time kazoo god of the contiguous united states, full-time arbiter of moral truths.

[nika @firstdilf]

Counsel,

That sounds like a you problem. It certainly isn’t a me problem.

Sincerely yours,

[nika @firstdilf]

who up feeling anxious and avoidant

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[nika @firstdilf]

watch your tone before I knock you off this costco card

[nika @firstdilf]

I may have brought pillows to this stone-casting party

[nika @firstdilf]

@sweetndpolite @TimHortons annie

[nika @firstdilf]

there is a right time and a wrong time to remind everybody you were born in 2001

[nika @firstdilf]

the enemy of my enemy is my well-paying client

[nika @firstdilf]

had a vivid nightmare my **** was bullying me via snapchat dms

[nika @firstdilf]

your honor tell them to cut it out

[nika @firstdilf]

hold music puts me in a state I can only describe as psychosis lite

[nika @firstdilf]

world cup approaches

[nika @firstdilf]

some people can’t draw stars #sad

[nika @firstdilf]

some nights, when my eyes are very tired and I feel my astigmatism is more astigmatismy. I feel so close to God

[nika @firstdilf]

im about to take this the most wrongest way imaginable

[Hudson @GuzzleGuinness]

In France, the baguette is price controlled, in Italy the espresso is cheap, in Germany the beer purity is protected by a 500 year old law…

and in America, Costco keeps the hot dog at $1.50 under threat of death.

[nika @firstdilf]

I would like a balloon please

[nika @firstdilf]

a beautiful woman named clio wants to know what im doing at all times and in six minute increments too

[nika @firstdilf]

this is what not applying for accommodations feels like