Lucy S. Malfoy

true crime. trash tv. Swiftie since OG Speak Now era.

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

@JDVance Stfu.

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

If I don’t crash the car at some point dancing to Opalite I will be shocked #thelifeofashowgirl #TLOAS #TaylorSwift

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

What are William Tyrrell’s foster parents name?

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

@positionsmafiaa @Sportsnet She’s attending a sport? Find something else to bitch about

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

@CesscaCanSing As if Haley Bieber is the first person to get a collarbone tattoo.

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

@symoneeed I’m glad 😊

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

@symoneeed I have your tweet printed out on my desk because it’s so funny.

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

@symoneeed Girl, I literally laugh every time I see it. It brightens my day.

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

Two incels in the final three of #SurvivorAU

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Bill Burr is an absolute legend for this.

Roasting conspiracy theorists like Joe Rogan who want to blame the LA fires on homeless people. You can see how uncomfortable Jimmy Kimmel became as soon as he said "Free Luigi"

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

@tonightwalker Jesus Christ did they? wtf is wrong with those people

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

@Cobratate At least their hair will grow back. What about yours?

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

@swiftiesforpal How is this ok? Imagine if it was the other way around and you were trying to make a gay person come out as straight. Imagine the outrage.

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

@Variety Looks terrible mama

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

@satireforever @sluthertruther I heard the baby was a drug dealer 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

@pxckedAj @piersmorgan Disgusting. She was charged. Way to retraumatise the poor guy

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

Spot the difference (you can’t - it’s the same picture) #Unlocked #UnlockedAJailExperience #BreakingBad

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

Surely this person was high when they got these eyebrow tattoos because fuck. #UnlockedAJailExperiment #unlocked

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

@goodfoodgal It is a joke, it should be much more and they need to fund services to support women to get out of these horrendous relationships without being murdered.

[Lucy S. Malfoy @firstfallofsnow]

How do I get a sugar daddy? Can I please have some money?