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FUCK NETFLIX

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You're nothing like the monsters I grew up hating. #FirstKill

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Who are you, Calliope Burns? Why do you show up now?

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You know, you’re a really shitty liar. I mean, everyone has a tell, but I just… I thought monsters like you were supposed to be good at deceiving humans. #FirstKill

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I guess I’m not very good at being a monster. #FirstKill

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When I followed you into that pantry… all I wanted to do was kiss you. #FirstKill

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We're not supposed to be. #FirstKill

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Sorry, I’m socially awkward. And have wanted to do that for a while now. And would like to do it again. #FirstKill

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Oh, yeah. That.

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Did you hear she ripped out the girl’s liver? Maybe your baby girl doesn’t take after you as much as you thought.

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Faced everyone, monster and human, who tried to come between us. #FirstKill

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Wow, okay. Not wasting any time, huh? #FirstKill

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I'm from a lineage thousands of years old of the best monster hunters to ever walk the earth. #FirstKill

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I know my feelings for you are real. #FirstKill

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You know, you’re a really shitty liar. I mean, everyone has a tell, but I just… I thought monsters like you were supposed to be good at deceiving humans. #FirstKill

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-What?
-I can hear your heartbeat. It races when you lie.
#FirstKill

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-I just want to talk.
-Like in the closet?
-That was instinct.
-I could say the same.
#FirstKill

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When I followed you into that pantry… all I wanted to do was kiss you. #FirstKill

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We're not supposed to be. #FirstKill

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I had to choose between you and my family. I choose my family. #FirstKill

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I can't shake the fear that as soon as I blink, you'll disappear.