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Drifting in and out of reality, drifting in and out of ocean dreams

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Sooo Mets when you gonna dump all the old guys and just let the younguns take the team to the WS?

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Between the Díaz news and both my brackets busting in like the first three games, I’m really over here like why are sports

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I’ve been toiling away in the trenches posting to FB, IG, and here and getting two likes a post when apparently I should just be posting to LinkedIn and getting all the engagement.

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It seems unlikely at this point but there’s nothing I want more than for the 76ers to somehow make it to the NBA championship and lose so Philly can have the perfect runner up quad-fecta

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Disregarding the absurdity of predicting weather based on a groundhog seeing it’s shadow or not, it’s funny to me that we are supposedly having 6 more weeks of winter when we haven’t even had six weeks of winter yet leading up to this point

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Lmao what a ride

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Breaking: Shortstop Carlos Correa and the Minnesota Twins are finalizing a six-year, $200 million contract, sources tell @JeffPassan.

The deal has a vesting option that can max out at $270 million. It is pending a physical.

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Sorry boss, I can’t work today, the Mets surprise signed Carlos Correa overnight and now I’ve got to go do backflips all the way down Light Street

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Good morning.

In an absolute stunner of a news you could wake up to, Carlos Correa is reportedly heading to the Mets https://t.co/mypB8FKXhz

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E.g., if I’m asked 9+8, I 100% go “9 +1=10, 7 left over =17”. Maybe I wouldn’t have been so averse to math in school if it was taught that way.

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This is actually really interesting. I’ve heard bits and pieces about “new math” over the years and thought, “that’s dumb, why complicate something so simple?” But looking at that sheet… that’s actually how I do math in my head.

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We’re getting into the “I’ve had nothing but thanksgiving food for three straight days and am sick of it but still have enough leftovers to feed a small army” phase of Thanksgiving

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Is the plural of big chungus big chungi?

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'I feel gay', FIFA chief attempts to empathise with marginalised https://t.co/XL8GKqJtyL

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10. This is the last number between one and ten. It also has the highest value of the ten numbers between one and ten. Now you know!

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Numbers you need to know between one and ten:

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9. One more to go.