Adam the first!🤟

The first man, dickmaster, that dude with the sick beats and rocking guitar!

mun is 25

𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘙𝘗 𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

"hi, yeah first man here, major guy, arch angel all that cool shit!"

independent/canon portrayal

18+ mdni / (n)sfw mostly sfw

oc x canon / canon ships

temporary pinned till in full swing with this account.

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

@GrumpyLutenant 🤟 "of course id never forget my favorite exorsit's birthday"

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟"HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUTE!!!!!"

[⚔️ Lute The Exorcist ⚔️ (PARODY) @GrumpyLutenant]

Wait…

…

ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY? I ALMOST FUCKING FORGOT

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

@RoxyTheRedPanda i mean i kinda thought sera was gonna be like ace or ....the romantic ace...thing...i dont remember every version of everything

but she has the long bacon and thats ok so eh

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

not exactly surprised but also. yeah play it how you wish its all fun and games.

i mean im playing dadam and alive adam....sooooo its fine if i do bi adam too

what are you gonna do about it call the fun police

[First Frost official @Chillhootmom]

remember canon isnt law we can play them however we want.

i mean look at me...idol my oc is dating both vaggi and charlie...thats defiantly not close to canon.

remember have fun and dont rain on parades

[Cyber Punk @11cyberpunk]

Audioslave - Like a Stone

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟 "....fine...but my stomach just hurts"

[Kreed Death @TheCarrier777]

💀:"...brother for all I know you could be ODing on the wyvrnweed so just come on"

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟 "i....dont need no doctor...."

[Kreed Death @TheCarrier777]

💀:*Looks over to @FirstofEveryMan*

"Alright come on, you're going to the doctor"

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟"....only half a dose per ounce...why"

[Kreed Death @TheCarrier777]

💀:*Looks back to @FirstofEveryMan*

"How much did you use on the ribs?"

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟"no i used that...wyrmweed on the ribs in the sauce...then...i stored the leftover...and im makin a roast...out of it"

[Kreed Death @TheCarrier777]

💀:"Leftover sauce...you mean the Wyvern Venom?"

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟"i....used the left over sauce stuff for some cooking earlier....i guess..but thats still stewing?"

[Kreed Death @TheCarrier777]

💀:"Anything today?"

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟"ribs...a day or so ago....uhh...that big dinner thing...i dunno"

[Kreed Death @TheCarrier777]

💀📲"..."

*Looks to @FirstofEveryMan*

"You ate anything?"

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

@TheCarrier777 @Chillhootmom 🤟"i wanna go to bed...and like...bleh"

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟

[Kreed Death @TheCarrier777]

💀:"...um...give me a second"

*Pulls his phone to call someone*

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟"nah....but i feel like i gotta throw up and my teeth tingle a lot right now"

[Kreed Death @TheCarrier777]

💀:"Huh...odd...do you remember what happened recently to causing it?"

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

@Destroyergod7th 🤟"i doubt it without lucifer fucking everything up my son wouldnt have been murdered....and so...so much other shit wouldnt have happened...why the hell are you even defending the idea?! lucifer is the source of all this shit!"

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟 "something....something....bullshit....how is that people like that piece of shit...the whole reason murderers, r@#÷/t, and worse exist and cone down to hell...and he is to weak to even do shit about it...what fucking loser...him and all his variants"

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟"i dunno i feel....like a pit in my gut...worse than ever..."

[Kreed Death @TheCarrier777]

💀:"Hey...you ok man?"

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

@Destroyergod7th 🤟it wouldnt be a concept if we werent kicked out of eden....he gave eve that fucking apple...i have half a mind to finally just kill him...im sick of people defending his actions like oh it was an accident i ruined everything"

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟 "i uhhh...i aint feeling so hot"