Patrick McDonald

Actor & Improviser originally from PA, then Chicago, now NYC. #lickface he/him

[Patrick McDonald @firstpatrick2]

@Eagles @zackbizzaun Pay him

[Patrick McDonald @firstpatrick2]

Pre-Game prediction: @Bengals successfully beat the @Eagles defense by getting the ball out of @JoeyB hands on short completions.

[Patrick McDonald @firstpatrick2]

Fire Michael Clay @Eagles

[Patrick McDonald @firstpatrick2]

The year is 2050, NYC is mostly covered in water and Sean Couturier is having his best season as @NHLFlyers , after a gruesome injury in 2049.

[Patrick McDonald @firstpatrick2]

Do a shot when Trump says, “million, millions, billion, or billions.”

[Patrick McDonald @firstpatrick2]

Donald Trump got fired by 81 million people.

[Patrick McDonald @firstpatrick2]

Trump is incoherent. What is he talking about?

[Patrick McDonald @firstpatrick2]

@PHLEaglesNation He’s so good though…I hope they don’t trade him…because another team would be getting GREAT value….😅

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

guilty
adjective

1. having committed an offense, crime, violation, or wrong, especially against moral or penal law; justly subject to a certain accusation or penalty.
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[Patrick McDonald @firstpatrick2]

Convicted felon, Donald Trump.

[Jalyx Hunt @jalyx_hunt]

@Coach_Creighton Amazing bird. 2 sets of eyelids. 1 set being hard and transparent. When storms approach, instead of hiding, they use those transparent eyelids to fly into the storm. Debris can't affect vision and they use the storm to rise above the storm itself. Working to be like the eagle.

[PJ @Peejamas]

If you are blaming Embiid, you are a loser

[Patrick McDonald @firstpatrick2]

In online dating,

Women in sunglasses pictures = Men hold fish they caught pictures

[Patrick McDonald @firstpatrick2]

Can I manifest for everyone to stop talking about manifesting?

[Patrick McDonald @firstpatrick2]

Can’t believe that call!!! My mom called me while I was doing anything else. Ruined my day.

[Patrick McDonald @firstpatrick2]

My mothers maiden name is Password123

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

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