Alan Jackson

✝️ 1 Samuel 18:25-27. Patriot, Christian, Husband, Father, American. Bi-curious. In that order!

[Alan Jackson @firstredright]

Howard Lutnick knowingly took his wife, four children, at least two nannies, and another couple to a child sex trafficker's private island for "lunch." This whole admin is full of pedos and the greatest protectors of pedos since the catholic church

[Alan Jackson @firstredright]

@SenatorCrossing Homer Simpson, smiling politely

[Alan Jackson @firstredright]

@gabbysmom1921 @aricnesbitt @sweethomemich I like this because we both dislike John James but for wildly different reasons. 👍

[Alan Jackson @firstredright]

@aricnesbitt John James sucks too

[Alan Jackson @firstredright]

@Freedom250 Gayyyy

[Alan Jackson @firstredright]

@JohnJamesMI He's a great lifelong Democrat too

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

Waited until the last minute and forgot to plan something for Dad? Chick-fil-A has you covered!

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

“Why do we need pride night when the players aren’t gay” why do we need military appreciation night when the players aren’t in the military

[Alan Jackson @firstredright]

@AJA_Cortes I'm wondering if you've ever actually seen one because no it really doesn't. Unless you really want it to, but that's a you problem

[Alan Jackson @firstredright]

@ThatEricAlper Not an album
The theme song to Sex and the city

[Alan Jackson @firstredright]

@DNIPulte He looks like he shit himself again

[Alan Jackson @firstredright]

@DanielTurnerPTF Imagine being butthurt over a library

[Alan Jackson @firstredright]

@Wolffman96 Gayest shirt I've ever seen

[Alan Jackson @firstredright]

@bouncehouse2000 @AGoldmund I thought he was pretty average sized

[Alan Jackson @firstredright]

@JerseyGeneral34 @AGoldmund Because the Red Wings are infinitely better than the Blackhawks... Even if both were pretty bad in the 80s. It was a Howe jersey.

[Alan Jackson @firstredright]

@Mike_Cox That was like 100 years ago. We don't need you, Old News

[Alan Jackson @firstredright]

@cmccosky I'm guessing they are shooting a car commercial maybe?

[Alan Jackson @firstredright]

@NancyMace @jarvis_best Elon is giving Nazi salutes

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

It was actually the multiple Nazi salutes, constant use of Nazi rhetoric, and vocal support for Germany’s far-Right political party which includes Nazis.

[Alan Jackson @firstredright]

@OhCoco It's private equity of course. But one important point: they got rid of the fresh dough facilities that served the stores, and switched to all frozen dough.

[Alan Jackson @firstredright]

@MikeRogersForMI Go suck on a chili dog