Han Solo

[Fictional Account For Meme Purposes] I'm Han Solo, captain of the "Millennium Falcon." I made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs; my best bro is a Wookie

[Han Solo @firstshotsolo]

@SarlacScoundrel @IHadtheFalcon Good luck with that.

[Han Solo @firstshotsolo]

Lol, @laughinfuzzball trying to swat the holographic game pieces is priceless.

[Han Solo @firstshotsolo]

@newgirlinsolo It's not my fault.

[Han Solo @firstshotsolo]

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[Han Solo @firstshotsolo]

@IHadtheFalcon @laughinfuzzball rude

[Han Solo @firstshotsolo]

Looking good in the trailer. Chewie @laughinfuzzball how the Hoth are you so old?

[Han Solo @firstshotsolo]

I had to lose another game against @laughinfuzzball. I think he needs to learn to lose gracefully sometime but I liked keeping my arms.

[Han Solo @firstshotsolo]

@SarlacScoundrel Maybe I should tag your bosses eh? I'm sure they'd dig your cracks about 'em.

[Han Solo @firstshotsolo]

I got kicked out of the flight academy for having a mind of my own. Shocking, I know. Guess the empire doesn't like people who use their brains so they hire dudes like Boba Fett @SarlacScoundrel.

[Han Solo @firstshotsolo]

@newgirlinsolo I'll be worried when you learn to proofread...

[Han Solo @firstshotsolo]

@newgirlinsolo Oh. Yeah. Cool.

[Han Solo @firstshotsolo]

For the record, I know what a parsec is. I was just trying to see how dumb everyone else was.

[Han Solo @firstshotsolo]

@laughinfuzzball Hi'ya Chewie!