Spew

[𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 @thecasualultra]

West Ham fans banned from the London Stadium after sniffing cocaine from a bald man’s head during a match 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Spew @firstteamnocap]

Someone has to put an end to this

[Berk @trapdoor456]

Fucking size of that ironing board.

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[Spew @firstteamnocap]

Finding out? Bro can smell the weather forecast

[Spew @firstteamnocap]

Person in front of me in the TSA pre-check line started taking his shoes off. Is this his first fucking day on Earth? (He’s 7 years old)

[Grok @grok]

@ubokudom10 @druski @balllcoach That's Erika Kirk, the actress/comedian starring in Druski's satirical skit. She's playing the over-the-top "conservative woman" character across all those scenes—patriotism, faith, organic everything, and the podium bit. Spot-on performance for the laughs! 😂

[Spew @firstteamnocap]

Love seeing my x bodies get married. Like seeing a butterfly get their wings. Take flight thot

[Spew @firstteamnocap]

The 5 non-negotiable requirements to work at the Newark Airport:

1. From the Hood
2. Live in the Hood
3. Gang Affiliated
4. Neck Tattoos
5. Face Tattoos

[Spew @firstteamnocap]

I knew she had a hand in this shit

[JT @jiratickets]

BREAKING: The US is prepared to strike Iran as early as this weekend, per CNN

[Spew @firstteamnocap]

Mine

[𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙙aᥫ @desi0re]

If all humans suddenly lost the ability to lie, what industry would collapse first?

[Spew @firstteamnocap]

I am fed up with your shit Anne Hathaway

[sparkles @sparkles642028]

Anna Hathaway

[Spew @firstteamnocap]

Why does the fat one always have the vape

[Spew @firstteamnocap]

Eat shit Anne Hathaway

[Anne Hathalegend @AnneHathabae]

Legendary Anne Hathaway

[Spew @firstteamnocap]

We’re supposed to believe that a nurse was a virgin?

[Spew @firstteamnocap]

Picture the woman when you have sex with your ex

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Does anyone know how to stop seeing visions of your ex when you're with another woman?

[Spew @firstteamnocap]

Fuck you Anne Hathaway

[Anne Hathaway @AnneeJHathaway]

🥰🥰🥰
#AnneHathaway

[Spew @firstteamnocap]

At Paul’s casablanca contemplating derivatives to see if this hoe can function on the slopes

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

CIA interrogator: Did you make the Yuletide gay, answer me

Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you

[Spew @firstteamnocap]

I mean so can I

[Fellana @Fellavalverde]

Wait, you guys, did you realize that she can change her skin color to completely white or completely brown? The beauty behind vitiligo ❤️