First World Yeti

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FWY wants everyone to go to Virtu-Ale this weekend. #midwestmorrisale

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First world Yeti thinks we're on the right track when it comes to cookie size but we've got a long way to go.

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Not know what to buy relatives for holidays. Suggestions?

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First World Yeti plans to drink artisanal fair trade hot cocoa until the temperatures return to something more tolerable.

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First World Yeti goes Christmas caroling but fingers are too big for piano.

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First World Yeti like big rocks very much, but always have them taken away by TSA at airport security.

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First World Yeti goes through a LOT of hair conditioner. The fancy kind, no bottom shelf jugs.

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@momtron First World Yeti can't hold needles smaller than US 45.

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First World Yeti does not follow Drunk Hulk.

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Only First World Yeti has to worry about whose email is linked to Twitter.