audrey

i could be your transgender white kate moss tonight

[audrey @firstwotimer]

Hes such a tapestry

[Fox News Politics @foxnewspolitics]

FIRST ON FOX: Democratic Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner's deleted Reddit account reveals graphic posts about masturbating in portable toilets and praising explicit military restroom graffiti — the latest in a growing trail of vulgar comments that could define his race against Susan Collins.

Platner has dismissed past controversies as 'joking' and 's***posting,' but GOP strategists say the pattern raises fundamental questions about his judgment and fitness for office.

He became Democrats' presumptive nominee after Gov. Janet Mills dropped out last month.

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

Dear Twtter Friends,
YAY! BERNIE SANDERS FOR PRESIDENT!!!

[audrey @firstwotimer]

Why did terrence malick produce a lil peep documentary

[audrey @firstwotimer]

Would you rather make a million dollars or shit forever

[audrey @firstwotimer]

On my substack i will be saying things no one has ever dared say before

[audrey @firstwotimer]

i am a “conspiracy theorist”. my “conspiracy theory?” everyone hates me specifically!

[audrey @firstwotimer]

people will get 100 followers on letterboxd and write shit like “I’ll start with what works here” Thanks i wasnt sure what worked here

[audrey @firstwotimer]

Chungking express is a kinda reverse Waitress-Charlie situation

[Variety @Variety]

Paul Thomas Anderson on why "Sentimental Value" is one of his favorite films of 2025:

"A few years back, Joachim Trier did the world a favor and introduced us to Renate Reinsve. So when superfans like me heard Joachim and Renate were reuniting, there was lots of jumping up and down. Renate’s made-for-the-movies face and talent will take anyone’s breath away. I’ve seen her do things on-screen that make my stomach drop and blood pressure rise. She’s a gift from movie heaven, and Joachim and his co-writer Eskil Vogt know how to provide her with material worthy of her talent."
https://t.co/iqhIvdvr4K

[audrey @firstwotimer]

@goof_stark this is blatant Homophobia

[audrey @firstwotimer]

I will buy warner brothers. Mr zaslav, Give me5 days

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Netflix is reportedly interested in giving a 17-day theatrical window for Warner Bros films once they acquire the studio.

(Source: Deadline)

[audrey @firstwotimer]

from train official store

[audrey @firstwotimer]

Maga hats have really ruined red caps that say make america great again on them

[audrey @firstwotimer]

Mcdonald’s cashier: and would you like anything else?

Don draper (staring into middle distance): sorry, what?

[audrey @firstwotimer]

Hmm

[audrey @firstwotimer]

@goof_stark it’s a pretty good show !! a nice 7,8/10!! i just needed to get it out

[audrey @firstwotimer]

Succession isnt that good are people allowed to say that now

[audrey @firstwotimer]

none of these people did their best work in canada

[Steve Wilcox @stevemwilcox]

“Americans are better at comedy.”

“American” comedians:
Leslie Nielsen 🇨🇦
John Candy 🇨🇦
Jim Carrey 🇨🇦
Mike Myers 🇨🇦
Martin Short 🇨🇦
Phil Hartman 🇨🇦
Norm Macdonald 🇨🇦
Catherine O’Hara 🇨🇦
Dan Aykroyd 🇨🇦
Eugene Levy 🇨🇦
Rick Moranis 🇨🇦
Seth Rogen 🇨🇦
Ryan Reynolds 🇨🇦

Good one 🤣

[audrey @firstwotimer]

keep cool, but care