Patrick Fisackerly

I guess we’re doing this.

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There’s a giant Reddit thread about a recent Final Jeopardy being about an idiom that no one has ever heard of, and it turns out it’s just something people use a lot when talking about sports.

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Going to insist that those who wish to cause harm in terrible people *get much better at it*

[KTLA @KTLA]

There's been yet another arrest of an alleged trespasser at the Tarzana home of singer Chris Brown. A 32-year-old woman was taken into custody after climbing over a gate, according to the LAPD. https://t.co/DLkM7Z31Yn

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

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The way I was lowkey offended Demi texted this to someone other than me and then I checked my text messages

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@bornposting I think he's fine! But I think he has the least charisma of all the Bonds. If he'd been given more movies, maybe he'd have found his "thing" but we'll never know.

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@bornposting I’ve never loved Lazenby as Bond but OHMSS rocks

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@handsome_pal @Srirachachau

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@Srirachachau @handsome_pal It's good, they are so high

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Maybe my most Twitter-specific fuddy duddy take is that the Tom Holland Umbrella video is cute and all, but it's time to move on.

[Aurelia ⚢✨ @AuriBlooms]

Happy Pride if you're a guy, or you're a girl, or maybe you're something different

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I do not think expecting the worst of your fellow man is a satisfying and fulfilling way to live one's life, but when you look at the hard data, how can you not?

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

The number of Spencer Pratt voters is pretty mortifying lol. Just the dumbest people in the world live among us

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@offbeatorbit I think it is largely a semantic argument but I do think you're right ultimately.

Hipster culture vs. mainstream "hipster" culture. Like talking about an actual subculture vs. a way to decorate for wedding receptions.

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How Did This Get Made started in 2010 and I’ve been listening since day one.

[alyssa @spacedglam]

Which podcast have you been listening to the longest?

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Francesca Scorsese pounding at Martin Scorsese's door as he spends hours watching those videos where a grapefruit gets cucked by a strawberry or whatever

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@FeoChin Just as long as I’m on the last chopper out

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Canceled my Season Pass (Alamo's A-List) recently because I was just never going anymore. It's no longer a good moviegoing experience. @alamodrafthouse

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

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@Srirachachau TVs looked a lot worse, I can believe some people may not have clocked it.

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@handsome_pal @Srirachachau Can You Ever Forgive Skeletor?