MODEL E🇳🇬

[Dr. Osafanmen Stephanie✨ @OsafanmenI]

I never see this kind thing before for my life!

[MODEL E🇳🇬 @fisayo____]

@_mayorrr Eww

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Face ID has recognized me in moments I wouldn’t have recognized myself.

[Say Oroma Right @OromaAnderson]

Fried plantain and eggs 🥺

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

*work ends at 5pm*

me at 10:35am:

[Bettercallpaul @UncoPol]

How government employees look at you when you genuinely inquire about the services they are employed to offer

[DJ BIG N @deejaybign]

Mr Money @asakemusik I don learn the dance ooo….

[SHERLOCK🐐🇳🇬 @KINSH200]

If Dj cuppy makes a post about her dad helping her out with 100,000usd,we would say sweet Dad.

Dear Wura,as long as ur dad was able to support with what he has,appreciate him and keep believing in yourself,it gets better❤️

[Wura_Ola @Bigg_wuraola]

I have never felt this bad in my entire life.

At my age, I should be the one sending money to my father not the other way around.

He called me this morning to ask for money, and I wasn’t in a position to send anything at that time. I promised I’d send something if I made sales today.

He called again just now to ask, I told him market is slow and I only have 1500 naira.
We talked and I ended the call.

Just for me to receive 2k alert from my dad.💔

God, I don’t know how You’ll do it, but please keep my dad alive to enjoy the fruits of his labour.🙏

All I truly want is to take good care of my dad.

[Roony @Roonysters]

I just got hospitalised for being cringe. They put me in the awk ward

[Marve_T @m_a_r_v_e__t]

Americans when they discover what a group of fish is called

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

i don’t consume copaganda. closest i get is law and order svu but they aren’t cops they’re members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit

[Walter 🇳🇬 🇵🇭 🇨🇦 @gamerwalt]

You invited 3 friends home after church and promised them pounded yam without asking your wife.

Are you normal bayi?

Why do people do this?

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret informing me

[Graylen @barackOswagma]

Just found out 16 of my credits don’t count toward my degree

[🧣 @notokiki]

me when my pad shifts in public..

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Me tryna adjust my pad in public without making it obvious

[WURA✨ Jewelry & Ankara in Abuja @Cyborgofbuj]

Banking apps should add a feature where you search someone’s name and instantly see every transaction you’ve had with them. It just makes sense.

[A Tired Nigerian @alexxxpraisee]

Come with me as I spend 4,300 from now till 30th.

[Rossini❤️🌹 @TwRossini]

YOU PEOPLE CANNOT WATCH ME LIKE THIS, TOMORROW IS MONDAY

HELP MEEEEE
FUCKKKKKKK