Elise Fischer

[Elise Fischer @fischer_elise]

Crying in a diner because I payed $300(each) to go see @lizzo at outside lands but @VividSeats decided not to vet their sellers and never notified me that my tickets were cancelled until I called 30 minutes after the event started. Eggs Benedict tastes good w the salt of my tears

[Elise Fischer @fischer_elise]

@VividSeats @Nasdaq Thanks for not vetting sellers!!!!!! And not notifying me that my tickets were cancelled until 30 minutes after the event started when I called YOU!!!!

[Elise Fischer @fischer_elise]

That was a fun way to remind every one from high school that I exist!

[Elise Fischer @fischer_elise]

@tuna_club Pokemon go

[Elise Fischer @fischer_elise]

@tuna_club Different cards have different perks/rewards/benefits it depends on what’s important to you it’s normal to have more than 1 type

[Elise Fischer @fischer_elise]

@tuna_club I’m CRYINGGF how does it feel that you now have support from an ugly racist 😭❤️

[Elise Fischer @fischer_elise]

@tuna_club Nah my friend’s ex lives there I heard it sux

[Elise Fischer @fischer_elise]

@NBCMakingIt Where can I watch season one? Why isn’t it on Hulu, peacock, or https://t.co/BZL67q8tK5?

[Elise Fischer @fischer_elise]

@Yaonation Yay!!!! Congrats ash!!

[Elise Fischer @fischer_elise]

@tuna_club r/dadswhodidnotwantpets

[Elise Fischer @fischer_elise]

@tuna_club There’s a whole subreddit about this

[george watsky @gwatsky]

33 hours 33 minutes 33 seconds 💪🏼
for COVID relief

[Elise Fischer @fischer_elise]

@tuna_club When movies have words in them bf pauses after to tell me what it said bc I’m so slow at reading :( he doesn’t even ask he just knows :(

[Elise Fischer @fischer_elise]

@kimiyuhh Stay away from the bpl

[Elise Fischer @fischer_elise]

@BryanAntonio543 @SanJoseSharks He did his best no one can make up for the shit show that was our defense. Jesus Christ one man can only do so much

[Elise Fischer @fischer_elise]

@kimiyuhh Fun to party with but not someone you can rely on, overall not a good friend

[Elise Fischer @fischer_elise]

@kimiyuhh @tarnado_ @tuna_club It’s not

[Elise Fischer @fischer_elise]

It got 3 retweets but I’m no clout chaser so I’ll be taking the fifth year for the fans who wanted it 😊

[sloaner @dlanetrain]

if this gets 20 rts @fischer_elise will take a 5th year