kevin “rock god” murphy

An f is for family quote “bot” account

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ how was your night…sweetie? “

“ well I went to a gay bar to hunt my brother down and then I told him my dad is dying so he will come to thanksgiving. “

“ it’s not a competition, sue. “

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ your daddy’s got an uncut hog on his face!!! “

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ Jesus Christ! why don’t you count your blessings, your lucky your old man is still alive. Christ! What I wouldn’t give to hear my dad call me a winey bitch just one more time!!! “

“ well I’m happy to fill in, shitbird! “

“ ahh nah no I said winey bitch you fuck! “

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ Hey dad! “

“ Ah don’t patronize me you son of a bitch. “

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ you were just to sensitive…( takes out pipe and lights it )…(blows smoke in Frank’s face )…Francine.

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ AH CRIST, SUSAN I JUST COMMITTED A FELONY!!! “

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ Hey! You fucking cockgoblin keep talking and I will chop your dads dick off and beat you to death with it! “

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ alright god ha you got me back for a little while….BILL go to church on Sunday and tell me what happens!!! “

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ Hey, hey Stan! You know what Cadillac stands for! Can’t afford dick..in….Lafayette Louisiana….ASS CUNT!!! “

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ oh sorry princess I thought you were bill. “

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ since I’m your father and I will put you through that fucking wall. “

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ Hey, how did this plane get in my apartment! “

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ no it’s ok sue, dad just say it, it was 30 years ago just say it; and we will bury it forever. “

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ ohhhhh apology looked like somebody went to college! “

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ god I miss toast. “

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ God this taste like shit, if I could pull a trigger I kill myself. “

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ I’m sick of everyone calling me a pussy! “

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

@JaredizeDaPrize @FIFFNetflix “Suck a dick!!!!”

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ are you two going to slurp ass or are we taking a walk? “

[kevin “rock god” murphy @fisforfrank]

“ it’s a family hug, you SICK FUCK!!!( throws beer bottle at a semi truck ) “