Alexander Böhn

REBUILT ON THE RUINS OF THE PREVIOUS VERSION

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

SORRY REALLY BUT ACTUALLY NOT SORRY ACTUALLY BUT ACTUALLY I REALLY AM SORRY NOT SORRY FUCK ACTUALLY FUCK NOT SORRY SORRY FUCK

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

RE-WATCHING THE WARRIORS: THE ORPHANS SHIPPED THE ORG CHART

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

HEY JOURNALISTS!! IF YOU ARE WRITING ABOUT ELON MUSKS’ TURN TO THE DARK SIDE, USE THIS IMAGE! IT’S FROM «THE PENTAVERATE», IF YOU NEED TO ATTRIBUTE OR RESHOOT IT. YES!!!

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

HEY @bjnovak, IF YOU’RE TELLING COSTINS’ STORIES OF YOU GUYS AND THE BMFA PRANK – WHY NOT MENTION THE COLD SPRING PARK INCIDENT? I ASK BECAUSE I LOVE FOUR CORNERS PIZZA AND THEY’D GET SOME GOOD BIZ FROM OUT-OF-TOWN REPORTERS IF YOU TALKED THAT ONE UP https://t.co/whwajxAqTP

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

@nolemonnomelon WAS IT HARD SELTZER?

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

@fuckeveryword I WILL! I WILL FUCK IT. THANKS FOR THE TIP!

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

@awesomekling YEAH!… UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ARE USING CATCH, IN C++, WHICH ACTUALLY RE-PARSES THE COMPOUND ASSERT EXPRESSION AND IS AS VERBOSE AS ANYONE COULD POSSIBLY LIKE ABOUT IT! OBVI I AM A FAN. BUT YEAH IN LIKE EVERY OTHER CASE, YOU ARE RIGHT, BE ATOMIC ABOUT IT

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

@BrianLaRossa THIS IS CHAMPION LEVEL SHIT. THANK YOU!!

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

@BrianLaRossa

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

@sarah_edo STRONGLY AGREE. KOTLIN SPECIFICALLY MAKES JAVA INTEROP NOT FEEL LIKE DRINKING ORANGE JUICE AFTER BRUSHING ONES’ TEETH TASTES; ALSO IT DOESN’T OFFEND MY HIGHLY-C++-CENTRIC PERSONAL SENSIBILITIES THE WAY THAT (SAY) PYTHON STATIC TYPING DOES, WHICH I THINK IS VERY NICE

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

FAVORITE STRANGER THINGS ARCHNEMESIS?

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

@samuhyu @MatRopert YEAH, BUT ELIDING/SUBVERTING A NEWLY AWESOME COMPONENT OF THE STANDARD LIBRARY IS A PRACTICE CONSIDERABLY STUPIDLY SUB-PAR

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

@MatRopert I COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY ATTRIBUTE THIS PROBLEMETIZED BEHAVIOR TO RIGHT-CUDDLE TENDENCIES. I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT, IF ONE CONSIDERS THE REFERANCE/POINTERISIM OF THE VARIABLE TO TRULY BE OF A PIECE WITH THE TYPE «LIKE ONE FUCKING SHOULD» THEN ONE WOULD NEVER DECLARE THAT SHIT, YES?

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

NOW IT OCCURED TO ME AS HE DROVE AWAY: D EQUALS R TIMES T

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

@awesomekling THROW A BURNING TRASH CAN THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE NEAREST STARBUCKS WHILE LOUDLY AND CONFIDENTLY ASSERTING THAT THE BEGINNING OF THE END IS NIGH

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

@PierreTerdiman DON’T USE CTORS IS CERTIFIABLY A JAVA IDIOM. YECCH!

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

@emilynussbaum IF I COULD LIKE THIS ONE WITH THE LAUGH EMOJI, Á LA FACEBOOK, I MOST ASSUREDLY WOULD

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

IF THERE IS REINCARNATION: WHEN I DIE, I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO RETURN TO EARTH AS A HAMMERHEAD SHARK. THEY ARE JUST SO FUCKING AWESOME. YOU HEAR ME, DEITY-IN-CHARGE, WITH YOUR UNREPENTANT SELF-FOCUSED THEISM? SHARKULATE ME, MOTHERFUCKER!!

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

@JennyENicholson HEY IT LOOKS LIKE THEY GOUND BUZZY’S MURDERER!! OR KIDNAPPER. I AM NOT SURE OF THE PROPER APPELLATION BUT CHECK IT OUT! https://t.co/GWbw0HUg9J

[Mathieu Ropert @MatRopert]

Seeing new programmers write stuff like std::optional<T*> makes me feel like somewhere we failed at teaching people about pointers and how they can be null and it's actually a feature and not a bug.

[Alexander Böhn @fish2000]

@DavidLublin WHAT DO WE WANT?? MISTER FALAFEL!! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? AT LEAST FIFTEEN YEARS AGO, BECAUSE THAT’S HOW OLD MY PARK SLOPE REFERENCE/JOKE IS!!!