midwest idiot

fobtwt wannabe and back on my phannie shit (she/her, 22, mn, eng/ger)

[☽ maxxy🔮♏️ @maxxytrillion]

trisha paytas is consistently the perfect example of how being right too early makes you look crazy

[the german gentleman aka grubauer's #1 fan @midaeros]

A land acknowledgement at the beginning of every gathering to mention where you've had sex

[hayrr x @hayrr]

hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

I’ve learned more about 9/11 this year than I have in 25 years 😭

[Emma @overdahedgestan]

We are Thrift Shop. The ceiling can’t hold us.

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗮 𝗰𝗶𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲 𝘀𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘂 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝘀𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘂 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘂𝗿 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀

[🔝 @byberezowski]

La generación de ahora no entenderían la fuking vibra

[Nessun @Splendid_Juices]

a lot of old sex-based stereotypes make sense when you realize before 9/11 everyone was doin it with the lights off exclusively

[Yukel Aylee @kvo2021]

it’s for you dog it’s lit

[kendall @internetfairie]

being like 35-50% drunk on the train is the closest one can come to the experience of being the protagonist of a coming of age movie

[Bunny_Guts @BunnyGuts69]

it should have been Charlie Kirk again

[⚡️ 𝖙𝖚𝖋𝖋 𝖑𝖚𝖈𝕶 😖 @Xx_tuff_luck_xX]

well ok . but the Stripper has 2 love some1

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

Girl if you don’t get your ass to the CONVENT.

you’re supposed to be having ecstatic visions of the Final Unity of All Things and levitating in front of the Eucharist not doing homework for a used car salesman

[lungs @pleadedguilt]

the spirit is so fucking willing but the flesh is so fucking weak

[777 @_garrettcharles]

who at church has a bible

[ALL UP IN YOUR MIND, ESQUIRE @blackmagnet0]

Janine Teagues

[zayden @pemilo123]

If you're autistic at a party people ask you if you're ok a lot

[Detective Salvaje 📕 ☕️ @s_guillermo]

Si la máquina no puede cometer suicidio no puede escribir poesía.