Fish and Farts

Likewise, I am no genius, but I do know all about fish and farts. Use the hashtag #fishandfarts!

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@caroline_bruns stop it you are the real problem may as well call you hitler

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@caroline_bruns my collection

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2 more sleeps until Christmas

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Burnt goldfish taste nasty AF #fishandfarts

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Good afternoon folks! #fishandfarts

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What is that I smell? Ah yes a birthday to my fellow friend. @caroline_bruns HBD! You are the fish scale to my heart!

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Don't refer to me as a night owl, I prefer angler fish. #1AM #gassy #tired

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What is a show both fish and farts like?
Bubble Guppies!

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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!

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Why don't fish like basketball?
Cause they are afraid of the net!

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What is it called when the Queen of England farts?
A nobel gas!

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What do you get from beans an onions?
Tear gas!

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About to launch a line of guppy jokes... Enjoy!
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