Kimothy Kardashian

Biblical Scholar | Teen heartthrob | Milk enthusiast Setting the bar higher you expected but lower than it should be since '01

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One day I will have enough socks to split my laundry into lights, darks and socks

This is the dream

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They put mercury in Gatorade?

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Been thinking of undergoing carcinisation

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60 cents is a dollar

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Parkinsons? I park in driveways

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My sleep paralysis demon is just my twitter feed

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Squelch is my favourite onomatopoeia

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Weird way to reveal the final smash character

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The Zodiac Killer identified as Gary Francis Poste, who died in 2018. https://t.co/dkEmqyIDFb

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I feel like I haven't had mario kart ruin nearly enough friendships

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Pablo sexcobar

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Can't trust anyone who spells their name with silent letters

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Are there really people who still don't understand Obama is his last name? Like it's not that hard, he's Obama Obama

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Can't wait for the fire ban to lift so that I can legally start forest fires

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Italians are probably the creepiest cryptid

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The Mandela affect

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But what if you COULD help being a Gemini?

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Time to quench my thirst with a nice tall glass of humus

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Taking a bath makes you a soup

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We're basically just made out of recycled dead stuff

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Despite having a mother not a single person has wished me a happy mothers day

Frankly I'm hurt

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If a VPN protects my data from my ISP who protects my data from the VPN?