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doofus with a bird face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein

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what if we were as good at training people to save dogs as we are at training dogs to save people

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@MitchJonez England 2-0

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@MitchJonez

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what is it about july 4th that gets me in the car buying mood

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@oceannaire there is a smaller sisyphus rotating it

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@rainbetcom W cuda

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@Sec_Noem is the rioting in the room with us right now?

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@Lifeinvestmoney @Jesii_ca_M you know ball

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@DatModz enjoy mr. modz!

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@frogs4girls I have a lot to say about this

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@bigdybbukenergy that shnozzola is going viral and not with the common cold

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@YahooFantasy I'm going to crash out if I lose with JT

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@BarryOnHere can't believe Ohtani is choosing to play while Jamaica is suffering through the storm of the century

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@ContraPoints

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@ContraPoints inaction via noble intentions is what people devoid of real human connection use to feel like they belong, have a purpose, and cosplay as if they have a higher understanding of the world. "we reject the whole system! we will NOT immediately better the situation of those in need"

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@VicAntHol It's either that or F1, you gotta choose

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saw a reel making fun of how dudes act with a girl in the car. the first one "excessive one-handed steering" and i fucking spat my drink i've never felt so seen

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@JackSporz @b1g_damage they'll realize they were wrong in heinzsight

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@madswag4315 only after wins

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@martinezz_byron @fin_costick i found this thread almost 6 years later and, again, cried until i was unable to breathe. truly belongs in the twitter museum

thank you legend