Oluwasegunfunmi

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

Sending flowers to a woman that has no yansh means you’re a useless guy.

God will punish you and your parents!!

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Do you think this kind of woman will deny her husband hugs, because she's unhappy?

You idiots will enter zoo, pick the nastiest of Komodo dragons - marry them, then they'll be using you to farm humiliation aura.

You will still send anonymous to Wizarab.

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

No amount of low spending will save you. If the money isn't constant, you'll still go broke.

[Ben @Spar_tacuss]

ex : “i really miss you, let’s talk “

me :

[BISHOP⚔️ @Opeoluwa]

God! see as Rihanna dey thirst for her man.

God go help me punish all these stupid 9ja babes wey dey stress men.

[Richard🎀 @rxchxrdszn]

there’s this game i used to play when i was little, zombies will cling to your car and you have to shake them off or kill them that’s exactly what’s happening in lagos rn

[adi @theveilfool]

This is why people lose their minds over 70mm IMAX. "Hulk in Brand New Day"

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

Imagine trying to build with a women and all she’s worried about is online validation😭

[☀️Sunshine☀️™ @AddTax_]

I’ve literally broke up with a nigga for something like this. That’s nasty af

[21 SAVAGE @Big21savage21]

All btches wanna do is make sure you don’t fw nobody else while they fw errbody 🤣

[WHAM @WhamSteppa]

i hate when bitches you already fucked play hard to fuck again

[OLUWA @Oluwa22km]

Wetin be this 😂😂😂

[Sniperrrr @sniperr1800]

They'd fuck my bitch without thinking twice I'm not sparing nobody's bitch😂

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

A few decades ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Big Pussy. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash, and no Pussy.

[frogein @frogein]

The blind leading the blind

[• @yducknow]

When that turn just a lil too hard

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

Repeated generosity becomes an obligation.

Paid landlord rent once, he's been expecting it ever since. The heart of man bruh.

[Bayobets @bayobets]

I’ve struggled badly from January till July. From August till the end of the year and beyond, i won’t struggle financially anymore

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I’m living one of the most boring lives a young person could possibly live

[EL REY, THE MEAT MAN😮‍💨😮‍💨 @benueboypj3_]

Girl that likes me as much as I like her