Fishcal Shark

If you can't trust a shark with your money, then who can you trust? Reinvesting Memes, Comics, and Social Commentary for @The_Conglo #CongloLife

[Fishcal Shark @fishcal_shark]

Hey you valued employees! Come check out our new #Instagram Page and #Facebook page as we finalize our #acquisition of facebook social media shenanigans!

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[Fishcal Shark @fishcal_shark]

#Imagine Building Management's #surprise when I told them we were relocating floor 57 to floor 23. I don't know who thought it was a #GoodIdea to fill that floor with #metalsmithing #equipment #anyways.

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I hit up this #SteakHouse in #Chicago. They claimed they had the #BestSteak, #GAURENTEED. Had a sign on the wall and #everything. Well they were #unhappy to hear my claim that #they #DidNot #infact have the best steak. They were #NotHappy at all.

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#Sometimes its nice to #spontaneously #travel. #FuelUpTheJet, secure #LastMinute visa's and just #CrashLand on someone else's #private #secluded #TropicalBeach.

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#GetThis. My lawyers #TellMe that, #TurnsOut, counterfeiting employee's signatures IS #cheaper to do in the long run! Man is this #tax season going to be #fun!

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I've instructed our #investment branch to #buy out all fertilizer companies that #operate in #low #earth #orbit. That #market seems #ripe for expansion!

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#IsAnybodyElse #constantly mixing up #espresso and #MintJulips.

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#Quickly 3disregard all of todays memo's. Its #TheBest way to obfuscate blame for #failed #projects.

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The #best ideas come rushed. #Nevermind #TheDetails, just tie up all the #consequences in #court and let your #legal #team #SortItOut.

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#Slacks and a #Blazer are the only #pajamas I'll ever #need. Why mess with #success.

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#DontGetMeStarted on those navy #seals. Those #flippers will do #anything for #fish.

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#TrustMe the undersea #economy is doing #terribly.

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For only a nickel #Crabs will do #things you couldn't even #imagine.

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#AnythingGoes and #EverythingMustGo at the bottom of the #sea!

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#Never #trust telemarketers, except for those #pretending to be your #grandmother. It's been #SoLong since you've seen #her you can never be too #sure if its actually her needing your routing number to #transfer #funds.

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I haven't gone #hunting since I was a #wee #LittleBoy. We didn't #kill anything. My accountants #say that #StillCounts as hunting though!

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#Always get your taxidermist to stuff your kills. It's #best to show off your homicides to #intimidate guests.

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#Never #BeAfraid of the kickback. The #execution makes it #AllWorthWhile.

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Being #restrained by some #orders is just downright #rude. #WhoAreYou to tell me what I can and can't do. You're just a piece of paper! You can't #StopMe!

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Nineteen times I let #MyLawyers tell me I can't throw desks from my #RoofDeck without resulting #litigation. Dammit I'm #NotGoingToLetThem tell me I can't a twentieth time! #Infact I've deleted their numbers from the directory to ensure I can't ask them before hand if this is ok.

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I've never met a #porpoise I didn't like. #Very #clean people. A bit hands-ey and #voracious but generally #GreatFolk.