@Philthemaker Why is it so hard to find a reanimated dog that has all of its legs? It's too easy for them to steal the bones and bury them! #NECROVENGE
@MediaGideon@macwrites OH SNAP, WE'RE GOING INTO THIRD TERRITORY NOW! Please tell me there's not going to be a .5 episode release instead of a full one next week because I have a MIGHTY NEED to know what happens next! (Also y'all are awesome!)
@kroger The digital coupon for 32oz cheese was unavailable, despite being advertised in the current weekly ad valid thru Nov 23, and on the shelf tags. Manually scanning coupon in the app generated a "coupon unavailable" message. Not cool! I am cheese-less as a result. :(
@NickfromIslands Just wanted to let you know that the travelers with the long drive made it home safely after the Houston show. We had a great time and didn't want you to worry! Thanks for your concern; it meant a lot :)
@momo_ops I am sad to report that very few of the brain cells made it to Tot because her mom has hoarded them. The fact that Tot has managed to survive 7 years while being as dumb as a bag of hammer handles is almost entirely due to her being loud and lovable.
@momo_ops I would like to introduce Peeps to my resident screaming child, Tot. Tot is a proud hunter of any tissue-paper ghost left unattended before Halloween. She screams with pride that she has driven the ghosts to extinction in my neighborhood.
@MediaGideon@ForgiveMeShow This was a great episode that made me unreasonably excited for more of Give Me Away! When will we get to hear more of the ghost house crew?
@GrammarGirl not sure if this is a regional thing, but today I saw an article that mentioned the "expressed purpose" of something when discussing something with only one purpose, but I have always heard/seen it as just "express purpose". Is either okay to use formally?
In light of my most recent tweet, there should be a new collective noun for our congressional representatives. Like owls are a parliament, we should have a Constipation of Congress because it's difficult to get anything out of them without a lot of fruitless struggling first.
@WildBlueYoshi Yeah, because that's where poops go. If they don't get out there, they get gridlocked like Congress and stuck repeating the same movements forever.
Did you know that honey and Dial liquid hand soap look the same on skin? Be careful with washing your hands after eating honeyed holiday treats, because honey and soap taste completely different. #RegrettableImpulsiveDecision
@macwrites I'd like to offer belated praise for the wonderful writing on "The Earth Moves" and I loved that show immensely. Are there any behind the scenes materials about the making of the show?
The weirdest thing just happened: My stomach just gurgled really loudly and it sounded like the gurgle said "Oh, right" in actual spoken English words. Happy spooky season, I guess?