Dave's da man

A wee Jock monkey who is proud to be British I am what I am 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[Dave's da man @fisheatingtoast]

Total lying scumbag

[John Olooney @OlooneyJohn]

what fucking scumbag she really is

[Dave's da man @fisheatingtoast]

I Dont think so the greatest artist of all time is obviously Elvis Presley

[Antonio Sabato Jr @AntonioSabatoJr]

Michael Jackson has to be the greatest artist-performer of all time. Are we ever going to get anything close to his greatness?

[Dave's da man @fisheatingtoast]

SNP are massive tits so no project needed

[The National @ScotNational]

The SNP have vowed to partner with Dolly Parton to roll-out a major project across Scotland 🎤 https://t.co/Lt41lymkoE

[Dave's da man @fisheatingtoast]

Seeing gothic shit like this makes me more greatful to Martin Luther

[Anthony @Catholicizm1]

If we did this in America every single Protestant would become Catholic. I even think every Protestant who sees the video will convert. Keep posting them.

[Dave's da man @fisheatingtoast]

Na just a pair a dicks

[Thomas Ingram @IngrameThomas]

Is this really Ross Greers Mum and Dad ?? 🙄

[karma @karma44921039]

And we are letting it happen

[John Olooney @OlooneyJohn]

they mocked you as you lined up to be euthanised

[John Olooney @OlooneyJohn]

so an imbecile called Kelvin on GB news is insisting we should pay for the nhs.
He seems to forget the fact that we already are fucking paying for it and the reason it’s falling over is solely because of mismanagement, malefeasnace, criminality and the exploitation of it by foreign nationals who contribute nothing to it.
He goes on to insist it’s free at the point of use and we should have insurance
we do have insurance, you imbecile.
It’s called national insurance.
Why do they even invite these people on to spout bollocks?

[Bede Zsolt @Bede_Zsolti]

💩

[Siobhean 🖤 @SiobheanG]

After a few crazy days on Twitter I went to see EPIC at the IMAX this morning...loved it...love the man...soul cleanser 🥰 👑 ❤️
#ElvisPresley
#Epic
#TheKing
#BazLuhrmann

[Ivo Toniut @IvoTONIUT]

🔊 The fact that 🇺🇦Ukraine, which is not a Member of either #NATO or the 🇪🇺EU, is blocking oil supplies to 🇭🇺Hungary, which is a Member of both NATO and the EU, and that none of the other Member States is defending Hungary, speaks volumes about how rotten the EU and NATO are.

[Dave's da man @fisheatingtoast]

Enjoy its awsome!!!

[Lynette /saw Elvis x infinity! @lynette_presley]

EPIC Day!! Woohoo!!!🎉

[The Wee Glesga Poet @weeglesgapoet]

Trust me, I’ll live….💪🏼❤️
#strength #comebackkid #underdog

[Dave's da man @fisheatingtoast]

Cunts one and all

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨🇪🇺 Meanwhile in the EU Parliament

Unelected corrupt EU bureaucrats, responsible for laundering taxpayer money for the deep state proxy war in Ukraine - give Ukrainian president Zelenskyy the longest possible standing ovation imaginable, following his virtual speech earlier.

[Dave's da man @fisheatingtoast]

Oh good

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Neccccy]

What did they expect?

[Agent P @AgentP22]

Notice the pattern?

If you oppose pylons → you’re “far right”.
If you question net zero costs → you're “far right”.
If you want cheaper energy → you're “far right”.

People aren’t angry because of the “far right”.
They’re angry because the SNP have made Scotland poorer.

[Dave's da man @fisheatingtoast]

Built in Sotland? Late maybee? Definetly over budget

[John Swinney @JohnSwinney]

Epic footage of the arrival in Scotland of MV Isle of Islay. Many thanks for sharing @iain_masterton

[A Man Of Memes @RickyDoggin]

"This man adopted this 16-year-old little dog so he wouldn’t die alone in a shelter and he simply rejuvenated in front of the love he received."

Via @abymaelx

[Dave's da man @fisheatingtoast]

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[Dave's da man @fisheatingtoast]

Hemmeroids