Fishers Health Department

Officially *NOT* the Fishers Health Department Twitter...Trying to be better than Carmel

[Fishers Health Department @FishersHD]

@LeighRileyEvans @EasternStarIndy Thank you! Please be sure so praise our Holy Leader Mayor Madness!

[Carmel is Eagleton @KarenOfCities]

#FishersIN resident partners with Fishers Health Dept to distribute, collect giant Petri dishes @FishersHD

[Fishers Health Department @FishersHD]

RELEASE - The Mayor is extremely disappointed that this staff member did not have her death approved by either the Mayor himself, or his Health Department.

[Dr. Allen Bourff @AllenBourff]

Our thoughts and prayers go out today to the family of Pam Podany, a Thorpe Creek staff member who died last night from Covid. Condolences also to her school family.

[Meanwhile, in Carmel↙️ @ASliceOfCarmel]

NEWS: City Installs ‘RonaPods

CARMEL—In support of President Trump’s quest for herd immunity, Carmel has built airtight ‘RonaPods, and encourages groups to gather.
“The quickest way to beat the Indy Virus is for all to catch it,” said a city spokesman. #CarmelIN #Indy #Indiana

[Fishers Health Department @FishersHD]

Premier Madness does not like decisions being made without his input. When asked about how he created a Health Department overnight without the input of the County, mid-pandemic he responded “No comment”

[FishersIN @FishersIN]

A statement from Mayor @ScottFadness addressing the HSE School Board's decision this morning to move to 100% virtual:

"Neither my administration nor our health department were aware of HSE’s decision to move PK-6 education to 100% virtual learning. 1/

[Fishers Health Department @FishersHD]

URGENT - Mayor Scott Madness has declared this pandemic officially over! “In my 6 months of running this Health Department I have decided that I am tired of this. Therefore, I am officially declaring this pandemic over for Fishers. “

[Fishers Health Department @FishersHD]

@FishersEconDev @FishersIN *Mayor Madness.

[Fishers Health Department @FishersHD]

A STATEMENT - “We report to a health board put together by the mayor and in which the mayor sits. We were in no way created to give the mayor power and influence he didn’t have previously...wink wink”
#fishers #fishershealth #synergies #inconcert

[Fishers Health Department @FishersHD]

“This pissant thought she could come in and tell me what was good for MY city...wrong” - Mayor Fadness #fishers #synergies #inconcert cc:@indystar https://t.co/3gwmVjnMST

[Fishers Health Department @FishersHD]

A LIVE LOOK INSIDE THE FISHERS HEALTH DEPARTMENT #fishers #synergies #fishershealth

[Jocelyn Vare @VareForFishers]

Fishers Health Dept spends $100,000/week on COVID-19 testing. I just received my results, 12 days after test. This is worthless. Please #MaskUpFishers because we can't rely on local testing/tracing to be effective right now.

[Fishers Health Department @FishersHD]

UPDATE - We contract out all services we provide to the community and are proud to announce a newly signed contract with BLACKWATER. These mercenaries have been directed to enforce the Fishers mask ordinance. #fishers #fishershealth #blackwater

[Fishers Health Department @FishersHD]

UPDATE - We would like to reinforce that we did this first, and we did this before Carmel. That is why we were created. cc:@CITYOFCARMELIN #fishers #fishershealth #synergies

[WTHR.com @WTHRcom]

BREAKING: Effective Monday, the governor will order a statewide mask mandate. https://t.co/GmI3jDbhmh

[Fishers Health Department @FishersHD]

RELEASE - The Peoples Republic of Fishers has mandated face masks beginning Friday. Luckily our Leader has given us almost 0 staff to enforce this order. Please don’t call, because we don’t answer our phones. #synergies #fishers #facemasks

[Fishers Health Department @FishersHD]

RELEASE - The Fishers Health Department is excited to announce that in lieu of a Health Educator position the city has purchased copies of “Inside Your Outside” to be distributed in @HSESchools grades K-12 #yourewelcome #fishers #synergies

[Fishers Health Department @FishersHD]

cc: @WTHRcom @WISH_TV @wrtv @indystar

[Fishers Health Department @FishersHD]

DEVELOPING - In an effort to keep you informed (unlike the creation and operation of this department) we may be canceling all future events in City limits, because we have no clue what we are doing #fishers #sparkfishers

[Fishers Health Department @FishersHD]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - @Fishers_Police have been notified to no longer issue warnings for minor traffic infractions; citations will be issued. Citizens can opt to perform health inspections as deferment. The mayor has stated “this health department won’t fund itself” #fishers

[Fishers Health Department @FishersHD]

@ASliceOfCarmel Brilliant, do you think we can do something similar to fund our health department?

[Fishers Health Department @FishersHD]

@WTHRcom Sorry, @Topgolf we probably should have answered our phone to help.

[Fishers Health Department @FishersHD]

Fishers - ISDH steps in and orders @Topgolf to cease operations after Mayor Madness's newly founded department doesn't return their phone calls. When asked for comment the Mayor Madness stated "We have to do that stuff?"
#fishers #topgolf #mayormadness