Alex Trout

Boulder, Colorado

[Alex Trout @FisherThaRipper]

If anyone on the hill lost a cat, we found her...she's being a real mooch

[Alex Trout @FisherThaRipper]

@raestolz fly guys are gonna shit all over them don't you worry

[Alex Trout @FisherThaRipper]

Just performed an exorcism in that bathroom stall #fuckmymealplan

[Alex Trout @FisherThaRipper]

Shot a Roman candle out of my asshole....knock that off the bucket list

[Alex Trout @FisherThaRipper]

Marvin Gaye's voice might be the most majestic thing I've heard

[Alex Trout @FisherThaRipper]

Haven't been this depressed as a Sixers fan since A.I. left us

[Alex Trout @FisherThaRipper]

@StephenShelesky out here trying to raise awareness

[Alex Trout @FisherThaRipper]

@Bryant265 come to colorado and shred

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Yeah man wearing a wife beater, bathing suit, leggings, and wool socks to the gym was definitely a good call

[Alex Trout @FisherThaRipper]

Same professor that put on Office Space the other day is now talking about the dispensaries he's been too #thisfuckinguy

[Alex Trout @FisherThaRipper]

"Step-dad porn is getting real big in the porn industry right now"-Omar

[alexander charles @alxndrchrls]

That awkward moment when Three 6 Mafia has more Oscars than Leonardo Dicaprio...

[Alex Trout @FisherThaRipper]

Professor just turned on office space to watch in lecture #whataguy

[Alex Trout @FisherThaRipper]

@adamohurd nah

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@MikeGeorgiana haha what happened?

[Alex Trout @FisherThaRipper]

My farts cover so much ground in the mountains #science #facts #learning

[Alex Trout @FisherThaRipper]

@karlychambers @carrmac530 @itsFoodPorno hahahaha well played carol

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@Travlax27 show some goddam respect burger

[Alex Trout @FisherThaRipper]

@mbwiegmann be careful down there, heard there was a state of emergency because there was a cloud in the sky

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@NicDrop thanks drop good looking out