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[Jon Wu @jonwu_]

"Marketing" as a catch-all term is meaningless and unspecific.

Here's a complete taxonomy of go-to-market functions.

Every time you hire into your GTM function, go through this list and rate the candidate’s experience with each item:

[Charco @charcoded]

@jonwu_ sometimes i get imposter syndrome

but reading this list is a good reminder that i’m quite possibly the best in the industry in multiple of these categories, and extremely proficient in 90% of them

still humble, tho.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If Apple integrates OpenAI at the OS level, then Apple devices will be banned at my companies. That is an unacceptable security violation.

[Alex @parmezsan]

Having worked in the campus payments and integration space for almost a decade - to scale into 300 campuses through university partnership and integration in one year is beyond impossible, max you could scale to is 35 with today’s technology. There aren’t webhooks between the transact/Cbords of the world to scale card network.

[Rick W @WhoWillRickWill]

@anothercohen I'm the guy at Google who redesigned the SSO page. Though I'm sad to be leaving the giant bureaucracy that has fed and clothed my family for the last 20 years, I'm pleased to announce I have been hired as the chief digital experience officer at the IRS

[HURD DΑΤ @adamohurd]

Yo is it just me or are those red lights

[HURD DΑΤ @adamohurd]

@parmezsan Smooth operator

[HURD DΑΤ @adamohurd]

@parmezsan Crazy Carta posts this stuff

[George Mack @george__mack]

Spent the last 30 days in America

Some thoughts on the USA vs the UK:

1. Flags - In America, if you fly the national flag -- it's normal. In Britain, if you fly the national flag -- you're labeled a neo-nazi.

2. Accents - In America, if you drive for 2 hours -- people's accents don't change much. In Britain, if you drive for 2 hours -- people's accents change a lot.

3. Work - In American culture, people sell themselves well when meeting strangers. In British culture, you're taught to downplay everything you do.

4. Fashion - In America, the biggest companies are tech. In Europe, the biggest companies are fashion.

If you're European -- you immediately become the top 10% of fashion sense in America.

This rule even applies to Brits -- who are notoriously the worst dressed in Europe.

5. Nice cars - In America, if you have a nice car -- most people will ask: "Wow. What do you do for work?"

In Britain, if you have a nice car -- some people will wait for you to leave it, and scratch their key down the side of it.

6. The British accent - Most Brits don't realize this but Americans love the British accent.

You immediately appear smarter and more attractive than you are. The British accent is a commodity in the rest of the world -- except Britain.

If you have a British accent, the worst ROI you get for it is ironically in Britain.

Unfortunately, the reverse isn't true for American accents.

7. History - In the 1700s, Americans were the ones that decided to get on a random boat for 50 days and travel across the whole world in search of a better life.

The Brits were the ones that said: "What a silly idea. Why would I do that?!"

This historical A/B test can explain 99% of their differences generations later.

8. Decentralisation - In America, if you want to get into politics - Washington.

If you want to get into tech - San Francisco.

If you want to get into finance - New York.

If you want to get into entertainment - LA.

In Britain, if you want to get into elite politics, tech, finance, or entertainment: You move to London.

(Remote work and Manchester's boom is changing this slightly)

9. Anti-Fragile - American kids are told they can do anything. This is great -- but can result in fragile self-esteem when reality meets their imagination.

British kids take the piss out of one another. This looks bad on the surface -- but it results in anti-fragile self-esteem. You learn to publicly laugh at your own insecurities.

10. Comedy - Chris Rock once broke down the difference between him (American) and Ricky Gervais (British).

American comedy is often so loud. They shout to get their joke across to everyone in the room.

British comedy is usually subtle. The best joke is the one that only the smart people in the room understood.

11. Road rage - There appears to be less road rage in America relative to Britain.

In Britain, there are 10x more car horns and fights.

I suspect this might be because of bigger roads -- or that you're unsure if the person you're starting a fight with has a gun.

12. Naming conventions - America often calls things what they are.

E.g. Joshua Tree in LA -- because it has a lot of Joshua Trees.

In British culture, it's more obscure.

E.g. Big Ben's own Wikipedia page has a debate about why a clock is called Big Ben. All we know is it involved some bloke called Ben.

13. War scar tissue - During WW1 and WW2, Britain saw millions of people die near their own soil. Major British cities got bombed into rubble.

Americans have barely seen any losses near their land. And the wars where they did take damage (E.g. Iraq, Afghanistan, and Vietnam) - they were all so far away from America.

As a result, the British culture is more stoic. Brits mentally prepare for the worst outcome. It's the spirit that got us through watching our country get blown up twice.

Bonus thought:

14. Meta point - I poked more fun at Britain than America.

Why? Because I'm British. And mocking yourself rather than someone else is a very British thing to do.

And I love that part of British culture.

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Nuance: This is largely satire from my own personal observations. The sample size is 1 and none of the above is a scientific fact.

[HURD DΑΤ @adamohurd]

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[The Hotshot Wake Up @HotshotWake]

Great to see @RepJoeNeguse visiting the crews. This morning he visited The Alpine Hotshots in Estes Park, Colorado.

Hotshots have told me about the work Rep. Neguse has done behind the scenes to help figure out the mess that is the Infrastructure Law.
Cheers🙏 #wildfire #cofire

[Alex @parmezsan]

Blessings

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[Snowbird @Snowbird]

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[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

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