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[. @fishfearmee]

@SCHIZO_FREQ Following St Patrick’s Day I was so hungover I couldn’t even hold down a sip of water until a full 26 hours after my last drink. I almost walked myself to the ER by hour 20

[. @fishfearmee]

@nazzobetweeting This happened to me with a french woman in Chicago!!! She started out nice but ended up looking so frustrated she could cry

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[diamond 🎲 @diamonddsssssss]

This is a sensitive subject

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

He’s a McDonalds sprite away from shredding his passport and starting a new life here

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

we have to find a way to communicate with them

[. @fishfearmee]

@yoMamaLiIith @NaesCloset Well the she did something very fucked up for them to move that fast

[. @fishfearmee]

@MeathGuerilla united states of what? there’s more than one

[Alex @65yOld_man]

Using sriracha was hipster once upon a time lol

[. @fishfearmee]

@darshwanda @reginalinettis @EmT58777 @shOoObz That’s not true. My period only starts if I don’t take it for three days

[. @fishfearmee]

@evropauberalles florals for spring? groundbreaking.

[ً @wynrosei]

I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."

[. @fishfearmee]

@redrummarts @Meelsie143 My grandpa is 95 years old is still lives independently, volunteers for meals on wheels, and golfs every saturday. I cannot imagine him dying 20 years ago, it would’ve been way too young

[Joe B @AstroJoeB]

A fish doesn’t know it’s in water

[. @fishfearmee]

@StupidButterfIy I’ll never forget when I was 8 and my mom took me and my best friend to see Marley and Me after school. My poor mom didn’t know that they show the dog being euthanized and buried at the end of this PG family comedy movie, and I’ve never let her live it down

[deadgirl @sewnlambs]

Being a deadbeat daughter lowkey fun as fuck

[. @fishfearmee]

@artwithinpod @staidindoors I’ve had one bad experience during the actual movie in the past few months, however almost every single time I see a movie I have to kick someone out of my seat. Twice now the person sitting in my seat has tried to start an argument with me

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

It actually feels good to be the skinnyfat daughter who drinks too much and has a career no one respects or understands

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

No one is full of more false hope than me in line to buy a new anti frizz conditioner thinking yes, this will be the one.