@SCHIZO_FREQ Following St Patrick’s Day I was so hungover I couldn’t even hold down a sip of water until a full 26 hours after my last drink. I almost walked myself to the ER by hour 20
I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."
@redrummarts@Meelsie143 My grandpa is 95 years old is still lives independently, volunteers for meals on wheels, and golfs every saturday. I cannot imagine him dying 20 years ago, it would’ve been way too young
@StupidButterfIy I’ll never forget when I was 8 and my mom took me and my best friend to see Marley and Me after school. My poor mom didn’t know that they show the dog being euthanized and buried at the end of this PG family comedy movie, and I’ve never let her live it down
@artwithinpod@staidindoors I’ve had one bad experience during the actual movie in the past few months, however almost every single time I see a movie I have to kick someone out of my seat. Twice now the person sitting in my seat has tried to start an argument with me