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[mkl @fishfeather]

A waste of a pretty fabulous outfit! #neighborhoodparty #overcookedchickenwings #oneanddone

[mkl @fishfeather]

Went to bed, fell asleep for about 45 minutes. Wide awake for the next 2+ hours entertaining uninvited thoughts that kept popping in.
1. Can snakes get rabies?
2. Would a tick be able to penetrate their skin?
Seriously, I just don’t know where this shit is coming from. #sleepy

[mkl @fishfeather]

Me: can I take your name?
Customer: Veekee
Me: interesting, can you spell it?
Customer: Vicki
Nope, that’s not what you said.
#southernaccent

[mkl @fishfeather]

@MyTwitsAreReal Here for you & 🙄

[mkl @fishfeather]

@MyTwitsAreReal I’m here for w& I have your back...always. 😘❤️💐

[mkl @fishfeather]

@MyTwitsAreReal A 30 second, tight hug is therapeutic ❤️

[mkl @fishfeather]

I think that crazy looking thing from the Mothman Prophecy just flew into the shop. Ugh! #cantfindthefucker #ithinkithadalittlebackpack #nottodaysatan

[Bill Bratton @CommissBratton]

Eighteen years ago tonight, @ABC7NY streamed a live look at Lower Manhattan during the newscast as thousands of people — including hero cops and firefighters — spent a final night with their loved ones.
#NeverForget

[mkl @fishfeather]

Due to the hurricane ...
Open:
CVS, grocery stores, Dunkin, gas stations, gym, diners, shops, mall, consignment shop, my Dr’s office
Closed:
United States Post Office 🙄 Seriously?! Are you adding pre, pre hurricane to the “being proactive” list? #annoyed #zonec #mbsc

[mkl @fishfeather]

@mmpadellan Sounds fitting.

[mkl @fishfeather]

@Amy_Siskind This breaks my heart.

[mkl @fishfeather]

@mmpadellan Human? That’s pretty generous. #heartless

[mkl @fishfeather]

Fabulous thunderstorm happening....lightning, heavy rain. Very relaxing 😌

[mkl @fishfeather]

@KassandraSeven @LindseyGrahamSC ✋🏻

[mkl @fishfeather]

@mmpadellan I’d love to see that tape 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[mkl @fishfeather]

There’s no better therapy than talking/laughing with your dearest friend for 2 hours. Laughter is the best medicine but I’m sore from laughing so hard! #freetherapy #funnyfriendsaremyfavorite #girlfriends

[mkl @fishfeather]

@washingtonpost Remember that one kid in the neighborhood when you were growing up that was an asshole & everyone called him that after he’d push or bully a smaller kid? His response? I know you are but what am I?! Yeah, that. He’s that asshole.

[mkl @fishfeather]

I just have no words 😢💔

[Scott Hechinger @ScottHech]

“I am the third teenage girl who has tried to take care of this little 2 year old boy. I feed him and give him water. I also take care of another little kid. She calls me ‘mama.’ She is 6 years old.” Testimonials from caged children read by other children:

[mkl @fishfeather]

@mirandayaver @LindseyGrahamSC Hmm, maybe because John McCain wasn’t a racist/rapist pos.

[mkl @fishfeather]

Me when my boss opens her mouth. 4 managers in 2 years, really?! 🤣