Cait Fisher

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

I was going to eat my lunch, but I realized I couldn't...it's our next President! 😂

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

My hands now officially look like I've been punching a bag of razor blades. But I still love it here.

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

When I get old, if I stop my grocery cart in the middle of the aisle and then stand blocking the only space around it...just shoot me.

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

@grraceem @SumPutz 😂😂

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

@ClusterPhouque 😂 Yeah I guess Poe, Faulkner and Hemingway would be proud!

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

First thing I've written since May, and it's a few lines about a body in the woods. 😐This is why I don't write when I drink.

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

Eva tries to walk around while still holding on to my shirt, like she's on a space walk and it's the lifeline to her rocket ship.

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

@SumPutz It's why I never started it, or Orange is the New Black, and why I dropped off of watching House of Cards.

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

@SumPutz Ewwwwwwwww

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

@SumPutz And clumps of dog hair.

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

Why does my 10 month olds jeans have actual pockets, but 90% of the time my jeans don't. 😒

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

I'm in trouble - I've discovered how awesome Lularoe is. And this lovely lady is right next door! #goodbyewallet
https://t.co/nuqVuokK5S

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

Nightmare Fuel of the Day: Could a spider live in your hair, with you knowing it's there but never really having any evidence to prove it?

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

@SumPutz Watch out for flying cows.

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

For being trapped in a can of broth for its whole shelf life, Progresso Soup chicken sure is really, really, really fucking dry.

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

Perfect. Christmas present for @SumPutz. Check.

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

I like to ask the important things in life. Like, what would happen to an egg if I put it in the freezer!

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

Do you know what I see more often than a woman bitching, whining or nagging? Men bitching, whining and nagging about women doing that.

[Cait Fisher @fishiecakes]

Existential crisis of the day...Why the hell is flood pronounced the way it is?!